Imaginary friends cannot give you JACK SQUAT.

Imaginary or not, I'm sure Don gets on his knees every night to gives thanks for all he has received in life, to ask for wisdom and humility, and to promise to be a better man.

Nothing wrong with that.

It's refreshing that there is FINALLY someone in the White House who truly loves Christ and tries to live by his example.

MAGA FAGGOTS!

I'm fine with you thinking it's made up.
Quick Google searches do tend to be pretty exhaustive after all, so maybe you're right.

I mean, you're not. But... who knows? Maybe some day.

You're going to make me piss myself AND punch a wall. I'm will bill you for damages.

Lovely image of Trump, on his knees. That's as good as an ambien for getting me through the night.

Trump retweets image of him covering up Obama in ‘best eclipse ever’

What class!

i wanted to reply to this much earlier but i couldn't because i was laughing

thanks for putting this tragic universe into the correct farcical perspective

can't spread more spread. but thanks

Last one. My fav:

head:explodes

It is crazy how much backing he has from the evangelist in America.

That's because they're crazy hypocritical. That's Trump's one and only contribution: unmasking them for good.

Once again the fucker didn't think it through, as it would mean he's a dead rock and Obama an incandescent source of thermonuclear energy four hundred times bigger than him.

Honestly I thought the exact same thing. Welll, not exactly. But that was one of the the things that popped into my head. "Ok, so you're a little rock temporarily covering the face of the most powerful thing in the known universe because of a trick of perspective and distance? Awesome."

i still remember when the Great Prophet Habte would be here claiming with absolute certainty that El Trumpo could not be elected in America

absolute certainty is a strange thing!

Absolute certainty may be the most dangerous force in the world. Not only that, but if you're absolutely certain about anything, you're more likely to be totally fucking wrong.

It's not just Habte. Absolute certainty has reached pandemic proportions in the world. Extremism is not just for extremists anymore. It's for anyone with an opinion. I think this is why I have such a hard time finding anyone to talk to about this shit. Everyone is either (figuratively) jet black or porcelain white. They're either screaming about how "un-American" the "mainstream media" is, and laughing at every negative thing they read about Orange Dumpface, ("hahah, nice try Soros! Better luck next time! Wake up SHEEPLE! Lololol!!") or they're championing violence against racists and destruction of public property (because that's what adults do when they're upset... punch people and destroy things).

To quote Margaret Atwood: "I wish I was ignorant, so I wouldn't know how ignorant I am."

yeah but it goes both ways right? i mean, don't talk to a liberal about "filthy profits" and "self-interest" and "corporations"

anyone with an opinion indeed

right now i miss israel, where you can disagree while yelling at people

trumps rescinding the policy to not send advanced military equipment to local police. Black lives matter?

north korean missile flies over japan

thanks, trump! :/

wow!

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/201...t-knox-eclipse

the kali yuga is on course full steam ahead

this one is for sev an evllv

http://lifehacker.com/how-to-recogni...dia-1798503783