Dear Pookie

What happened to SARS? No-one talks about it anymore, why is this so?

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.

Ever had one of those arguments on here?

Because all of the bad things have been taken by the good people.

Pookie,

Any lunch suggestions?

Thanks


Romolo Box

Casual sex with a stranger?

You've stumpped me there.

I sayeth unto you: if he wants to, so shall it be.

Dear Pookie,

My face is sore. Should I look at more things and less stuff, or more stuff and less things?

Sincerely,

Terry O'Rierden.

You should stuff more things.

Pookie,

Is Glice racist? He uses the word race a lot + he only seems to eat white bread when granary has been offered to him.


Yours

Condoleeza Petronilla

Congo

This is his favourite film:




You be the judge.

Pookie,

I played Royal Trux to my flatmates and they don't seem to listen to anything else. What band should i introduce them next?


Jimmy 'Says' Hi

Dear Pookie,

How did that Slapper Shetty get to snog Richard Gere, and all I got was some bloke down the niteclub and I can't even remember what he looked like I was so razzered. She ain't even a proper celebritty and all that, she ain't even had a book out like I has. It ain't rite, is it pookie?

Luv Jade Goody.

Dear Pookie,

I have a problem. I actually think Julia Roberts is a good actress. My friends have threatened me with hospitalization time and time again, but my undying love for her thespianism will never die. I always hear people talk about her as if she was mediocre and unchanging in her roles. I think she is better than mortal but less than God.
Help me!

Sincerely,
Mary Jo Barjimanaugh
Firmington, Vermont

dear pookie,
i'm gonna graduate in a month. will i pass?
sincerely,
Mrs. Slacker

Twisted Sister.

Don't worry about her, just be assured in the knowledge that you are a better person, a best selling author, and not, I repeat NOT, a pig-faced ignorant racist.

I hope that helps.

As is so often the case, I needed to read between the lines to get to the crux of your question.

A hard question for somebody like me who wavers between atheism and agnosticism. If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.*


*Thanks to my good friend, Woodland Allensberg for inspiration.

If you're really a slacker, why do you care?

Pookie,

Can you make it stop?

Thanks

Franz