They really kind of are....pretty ugly, guy.

"confusion is sex scares me"

that's not hayden in his avatar

The guy in the avatar doesn't have pointy ears, he has a small head

Yeah. It's Clone. And his ears aren't ugly. Don't you dare insult that eye candy.

MY EARS ARE NOT FUCKING POINTY.

Ok?

What's up? Your head is small

You mean Savage Clone's head? I'm sure it's the perfect size.

Look, it's Small Head and his friend Pointy Ears.

Go suck off Thurston's wrinkly old cock and tickle his balls as soon as Reena comes on, please. I'm tired of your terrible banter.

hayden, he is making fun of us!!! he's going to call dave mathews and tell on us!!!

I don't like Dave Matthews. But I'll call your mom.

Dave Matthews will dump feces on us.

You like that.

hey, what are you doing up late? your mom will totally ground you and not let you see your friends!! wait, it's friday so it's not a school night so i guess you are feeling all grown up

No, I actually dislike feces. I know you find it hard to believe being a registered member of scatlovers.com and having tubgirl as your homepage.

Also, you LOVE Dave Matthews. Denying it is silly.

I love Dave Matthews only in your sick, gay fantasy.

hahahahaha, he called you gay!!! hahahaha

Disgusting. He's terrible looking and you're even worse.

I know. I thought he passed the third grade. I must have been mistaken.