Coordination is sooooo last year. Clashing is going to be the watch word for '07.

Go for it!

Are we talking buns again?

Dear Pookie,

here at your fan club we wonder if you'd kindly send an autographed postcard to each member of the club to commemorate your 5000th post.

Hickmund Benitez
Pookie's fan club CEO.

Certainly. Just let me have your address and I'll get one done.

Any other members yet?

Dear Pookie

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Sincerly yours, Mr. X

Ha, you can't fool me with your hidden messages!

my dearest pookie,

may i join pookie's fan club?

the fanatic

Any other members yet?

Dear pookie,

the amount of members reaches the whopping total of 2 and a half.
Me, my siamese brother Aesophustersen and our dog Senfter.
We're waiting to raise enough money to open an online site for the fans from all over the world. It would be a wise choice to send the postcards before the site is up, so you won't have to pay for thousands and thousands of postcards. Regarding our address, we unanimously decided that you should send an autographed postcard with the url of your 5000th post written on the back to a random address of your choice, this would help spreading the word worldwide.
Thanks for your kind words, forever faitful

Hickmund & Aesophustersen Benitez.

Breaking News! We just received a new membership request from a girl named Cuetzpalin!

p.s. Senfter barks cordially.

You're such a genious...

Thanks for that. I'll get onto it.

And thanks for answering cuetzpalin's query for me.

:) ;)

Pookie,

I've been chatting to some friends who normally have common sense that seems to goe amiss whenever they see a guy who's an idiot but looks like a shag opportunity. They even do the sort of i'm ashamed thing, which doesn't help my estimation of them. Are they mates or just glorified aquantancies?

Yours

Sarramkrop

London

I'll just say this to you:

When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends.

Dear Pookie:awksdbcskeehbcsdnwebncuidfnvisdnfvdfjgnfjgf jgh jejfdhe jnejnjnej apowh aaaa jsndisuhfiurhu heuuhuh uhkuNiua!!!! oihuh@#$%%% ouhffrurhrhruhurh mr x.

cough-cough ah em!

Dear Hickmund,

enclosed please find my application for the worldwide Pookie-lovers club membership. Is the donation mandatory?

In the light of future cooperation,

dr. Alfonz Vrtinoha
Business unit director
Eastern European Pookie Admiration league, n.g.o.

Dear Pookie,

Your Auntie Mildred asked me to say hello to you. Why can't she say hello to you herself?

All the best,
Cousin Sal

There's a simple test: hold the earphone playing music to one ear and place your other ear against the pc monitor. I'll let you know if I can hear anything.

That sounds insulting, Pookie !!!:)