Originally Posted by RdTv

cough-cough ah em!

Originally Posted by king_buzzo

Dear Pookie:awksdbcskeehbcsdnwebncuidfnvisdnfvdfjgnfjgf jgh jejfdhe jnejnjnej apowh aaaa jsndisuhfiurhu heuuhuh uhkuNiua!!!! oihuh@#$%%% ouhffrurhrhruhurh mr x.

Originally Posted by _slavo_

Dear Hickmund,

enclosed please find my application for the worldwide Pookie-lovers club membership. Is the donation mandatory?

In the light of future cooperation,

dr. Alfonz Vrtinoha
Business unit director
Eastern European Pookie Admiration league, n.g.o.

Originally Posted by Sal

Dear Pookie,

Your Auntie Mildred asked me to say hello to you. Why can't she say hello to you herself?

All the best,
Cousin Sal

Originally Posted by Pookie

I was doing you the favour of ignoring that question.

Originally Posted by king_buzzo

Dear Pookie:awksdbacskeehbcsdnwoebncuidfnvisdnfvdfjgnfjgfjgh jejfdhe jnejnjnej apowh aaata jsndisuhfiurhu heuuhuh uhkuNiua!!!! oihuh@#$%%% ouhffrurhrhruhurh mr x.

Originally Posted by Pookie

No, but it is compulsory.

Originally Posted by Hickmund & Aesophustersen Benitez

Dear dr. Alfonz Vrtinoha,
we're pleased to accept your request.
From now on you'll be a proud lifetime member of Pookie's WWF (world wide fanclub).
PM me on further instructions, and if you'd like to become a member of our street team we will send you posters and stickers to promote our association in your town. We will... someday. The problem is, till now we raised a grand total of 3 aus dollars and a beer can, so we don't have enough money to print stickers and other promotional items yet. I (Hickmund) think we could sell the can on ebay claiming it was "used" by Pookie himself. Starting bet should be around 200 USD, If all goes according to plan we should raise 10.000 USD by the end of the auction. I'll drink it right now and then I'll set up a fake ebay account to post the auction.

H&A
Pookie's WWF CEOs

p.s. a huge "thank you" to Pookie for giving us permit to post public announcements on here. We promise we won't abuse of this possibility and won't hijack your column.
p.p.s. we are aware of the crime we commit and the risks involved in posting a fake auction on ebay, but this is all for a Greater Good, let's keep our fingers crossed!

Originally Posted by Pookie

It's a fine line between love and hate.:(

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Dear Pookie

Does blue cheese really contain natural amphetamines?

Yours teethgrindingly

MellySingsDoom

Originally Posted by king_buzzo

Dear pookie,

Pm me.

Originally Posted by nokako

dear pookie,

i like the words "dugo", "curu" and "nikako". i can fathom the root of "depresiji". but about the other 3 words-- what do they mean? they look like they have an extraordinary sound-- like a made-up language. "nikako" especially. can you enlighten me?

yours,

-nokako

(ps-- you wouldn't happen to have any advice to deal with writer's block after one has blown a deadline, would you?)

Originally Posted by Pookie

1) Dugo, pronounced to rhyme with "few go". Earliest use in The Two Gentlemen of Verona:

"Thou art a dugo to fond desire."

ie Thou art a [fag-hag] to [foolish] desire.

Dugo = fag-hag.

2) Curu, pronounced to rhyme with chew roe, which coincidentally is also what it means.

3) Nikako, pronounced to rhyme with nikako. The uncomfortable feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you realise you've left your work too late and will inevitably miss your deadline.

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

dear pookie,

i like the words "dugo", "curu" and "nikako". i can fathom the root of "depresiji". but about the other 3 words-- what do they mean? they look like they have an extraordinary sound-- like a made-up language. "nikako" especially. can you enlighten me?

yours,

-nokako

(ps-- you wouldn't happen to have any advice to deal with writer's block after one has blown a deadline, would you?)