Hmmm,ok.I like manners when they are in the right place.

i generally retain my manners when drunk, except when i'm in the company of my secondary school friends

i suppose i could, but that would be no fun.

Still...manners.

i was about to say that i do have some manners but there's a difference between being nice and having manners. i can be nice to people but i still have no manners.

no it's better the other way round, being unpleasant to people but without ever being illmannered, that's almost an art form

well, i'll work on that.

it requires thought and skill

let me assure you, i've got plenty of that.

i don't doubt you are capable of it. still, a small degree of obnoxiousness can be quite charming.

i knew there was a reason he married her.

agreed

i have to leave soon anyway.

good night.

cantankerous, i expect a drunken roar from you posted later.

nigga please

I agree...I mean
really...
this bored board goes through some pretty fucking lame vicissitudes.

I'm Australian, therefore I can drink "ya'll" under the table... except well perhaps Diesel.

Funny how Americans consider Fosters an Australian beer when no one here even drinks it. HAHA. Plus, I think it's even owned by America nowadays, right?

Anyway, I drink Coopers or Tooheys New. But I drink almost anything as long as it's vegan.

Ps - Guinness is ghastly.

I find that a strange boast. Even though some good lagers are made in Australia, anyone claiming to be able to drink others under the table shouldn't dislike Guinness.

Shut your hole pork!!

Yeah, it's quite the group we have here.

We got porkmarras, Cantankerous, Toilet & Bowels and Pookie who are in competition as to who is the lamest board member who is utterly oblivious as to how lame they are.