for some reason, i hope she'll never find my account here. :D

I really hope everyone's significant other finds their account here....except for floslow/ink...'cause well......yeh..

Seriously....every single post shoiuld be read at their funeral....

'cause it's a door to everyone's mind. Why shouldn't they be allowed to see such thoughts by their lover? It's perfect!

What if we are already dead????!

I want to ask everyone about their tightness.

It gives me rigor mortis in the pants. :o

oh god no!!!!! if my husband actually saw some of the shit that comes out of my brain i think his mind would explode

Me too.

If I had a dollar for all the nervous laughter...

"Stop"
"Don't"
"you're weird"
"oh my god....what....."

Can I help it that my cat gives me an errection??? No. I cannot.

Circe's REALLY tight.

^exactly.

halfeatencakefarts

I am more open with others than my significant other. We have grown differently these past 15 years, I am more of a pervert.

You say you've grown, but I know you to be tight for your age and...experience. maybe you've grown deeper.