This.

Single and very melancholic about it.

the fuck you carE?

well, i find it hard to find someone because i have certain type of girl that i like. lately there's only been two girls that i would consider dating. but everytime i think about it i think about how i will have to give 100 percent and right now i don't feel like giving 100 percent to anyone, but myself.

I've been with the same girl for 5 years, 10 months, and 4 days.

"Crash"... if you defended this movie (the racism one, not the James Spader-getting-kicks-from-car-wrecks one) I have nothing but utter contempt for you and your progeny. How can anyone ever believe a cop who sticks his fingers in innocent women would ever have it in his character to save a woman from a car that’s about to explode? Anyone ever hear of a rapist turned hero? He would be the first one, and therefore an absolute landmark in character discontinuity as well as audience stupidity.

Taken, or taking it slowly. I am happy with that.

The movie is crap, but you're exxagerating a bit. Lots of people in real life do bad things AND good things in a lifetime. Being a though and rough cop who acts like he's in charge molesting a woman he could still have done something good for her if there's her life on the table. Come on, don't tell me you never saved someone's life even if you're a prick :D?? hah a.
Besides, saving a life doesn't make you a hero. Perhaps a rapist hero, in this particular case, but you're both a hero and a rapist. I mean, doing something good does not erase the bad stuff you did before.

single.

I also hate the movie, but all villains have a human side. The fuckbag cop is perfectly capable of good deeds, as is every fuckbag, and it does happen. (Though I don't have examples, as a people-observer I feel it's instinctively true, and that's about as good an observation I can give.) In other words, it's science.

what he said

A little over a year now. Shit's started to get old recently.

Well, that's not even the worst part about Crash. The "invisible cape deflecting the bullets", all the clichéd and boring racist shit, fucking LUDACRIS IS TERRIBLE IN THIS FILM, and the worst part: Sandra Bullock falling down the stairs after twisting her ankle and getting nursed back to health by that Spanish lady. Just so bad.

i'm practically married and i still get blueballs every now and then.

The cause is the prolonged sexual stimulation of the erect penis (intentional or unintentional), that does not result in orgasm and ejaculation. This can, in some circumstances, be a consensual sexual act as part of erotic sexual denial.

This I agree with.

sandra bollocks ahaha.

how did all this work out for y'all?

I wasn't around for this particular conversation, but I was and still am "taken" by the same person. Shocking to think about really, but I'm still quite happy with my situation.

And yes, married people get blue balls. Especially married men who take certain medications for pain or anxiety or depression. But I'd take an active sexual life with the occasional stop up over loneliness and reliably jizzing in my hand any day.

single

Whores make more sense.

Single and I love married men with a temper.

perhaps if you're not into sex that much. I mean...depending on the frequency the you may end up paying too much ;P

makes me wanna bump all "my" old threads. (taken, in the meantime).

Yes, I should have clarified: whores make more sense for me. Save up, get a hot one, make her do what I want as I fill my spankbank with memories. That should hold me for a few months. At that point the memories start to get a little boring and I hire another one. (For variety, but also because the previous one has usually died in the interim.)

must spread rep all over her face

single because dudes suck

Married.

Because I wanted a thread to post some news in, and this was the most recent one I saw that could fit:

I asked a friend of mine if they wanted to come with me to a queer ball that we're having in a few weeks. They were going anyway, and they said sure, so I guess I asked someone out and they said yes?

Now all I need to do is try and convince them to take me on as their girlfriend. Hopefully all goes well, they're pretty cute.

"they" as in non-binary?

You got it :D

Why would you limit yourself to one gender, if you had the choice?

EDIT: Apparently you're the first person in SYG history to use the term 'non-binary'. Congratulations :P

hookers is genuinely sad individuals. As are their customers. As a former bouncer in strip clubs, I just went home shaking my head...

I admit - I had to look up the term :)
(in the lands I live in, it's basically still an unknown term)
But I got it.

just out of curiosity - what do they have written in their ID card as gender?

20 Years and counting!!!

Physically, they're female.

Congrats, that's pretty impressive.

Cool. Good luck with the date! :)

Thank you :D

We have to dress up as something for the dance (I'm going as an emo because why not), and I have no idea what they've decided on. For all I know I could end up having my first kiss with someone dressed as a unicorn :p

Most wholesome post of the year

Maybe it's because I'm young, and not as cynical and jaded as everyone else on this forum ;)

please stay that way *as long as you can*

It's way better than it used to be.

You should have seen this forum 10 years ago. That was some nasty place.

Now the trolls left and all that's left is just dust and ashes.

Absolutely this. Otherwise you become miserable and cynical like some unnamed members on here *glares in Tesla's direction*

Thanks to all

Update: they are apparently going as a punk.