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schizophrenicroom 03.22.2006 10:55 PM

KRAMER!

Dr. Pepper with Cherry and Vanilla= YUM. During Lollapalooza in '55 Geddy Lee won the wet t-shirt contest with Meatloaf, Thurston, and Greg Dulli when they did an act and poured it all over themselves. Britney Spears sang the song and was the choreographer.

TheDom 03.22.2006 10:56 PM

That's 1337.

I quite. I can't take this insanity anymore!

schizophrenicroom 03.22.2006 10:58 PM

NOOOO.

 

HaydenAsche 03.22.2006 11:00 PM

I missed that Lollapalooza date. Wanna upload it for me?

schizophrenicroom 03.22.2006 11:15 PM

It's 3/14/55 on roundhousekickintheface.com.

HaydenAsche 03.22.2006 11:18 PM

Ok, Thanks.

schizophrenicroom 03.22.2006 11:24 PM

No prob!!

How the hell do you have 210 posts?

HaydenAsche 03.22.2006 11:31 PM

I've been on my computer non-stop for like the last 48 hours.

schizophrenicroom 03.22.2006 11:43 PM

Damn.

I'm not going to be on until 6 or 7 tomorrow night, and I have to be up at 7. Gah.

Everyneurotic 03.22.2006 11:45 PM

hayden is up for the "lifeless loser" award!!!

i was pretty much all day here yesterday, now i took a couple of hours of to have a life

hahahaha

John Violence 03.22.2006 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom
I was in the next room when he got those implants. He cried like a little girl the first night because along with calf implants they accidentally put a boob implant in his thigh.

That split kicks ass. Courtney Love appears on track number 4 on the harmonica to accompany Anne on triangle while David Lee Roth and Bob Mould sang.


I work at a skatepark and I play my iPod when Im working. So this dumb kid who thinks he knows alot about music came up to me when I was playing Zen Arcade and asked if it was VAN HALEN! I serously almost cried with laughter.

schizophrenicroom 03.22.2006 11:52 PM

lmao. i mean.. seriously.

JUMP!!

HaydenAsche 03.22.2006 11:58 PM

Haha. You aren't far behind, every-e.

John Violence 03.23.2006 12:00 AM

What about When Vince neal and the Fat Boys replaced Kim and J. Mascis.

Everyneurotic 03.23.2006 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by John Violence
What about When Vince neal and the Fat Boys replaced Kim and J. Mascis.


hahahahaha, funniest thing i've seen since the chuck norris photo!!!!

who would take who mudwrestling? bob mould or david lee roth...

...hell!!! since we are talking about diamond dave here, let's make it interesting:

hüsker dü vs david lee roth. quién es mas macho?

schizophrenicroom 03.23.2006 12:03 AM

That shit was awesome, man.

DAVID LEE ROTH!!

HaydenAsche 03.23.2006 12:05 AM

Hot For Teacher!

John Violence 03.23.2006 12:06 AM

Husker Du would just stand there and play Celebrated Summer while Diamond Dave dances around. When Mould says "snowball chance in hell" BOOM! Roth slips in the mud and blows out his last good hip.

schizophrenicroom 03.23.2006 12:11 AM

Then Sammy Hagar came in and did a striptease.

John Violence 03.23.2006 12:13 AM

Damn that sexy Sammy! He is kinda like mango on SNL.

schizophrenicroom 03.23.2006 12:34 AM

Oh yes. SO HOT.

Everyneurotic 03.23.2006 12:36 AM

you gotta respect

he's so hot, he can't drive 55!!

John Violence 03.23.2006 12:41 AM

He did a striptease for Kim's 50th birthday. Kim left roughly 2 seconds later.

HaydenAsche 03.23.2006 12:45 AM

That was a fun night. Jesus passed out at the table and Kim and Lee drew penises all over his face.

John Violence 03.23.2006 12:48 AM

Yeah that was a wild night. Thurston kept coming up to me asking if I wanted to play this game where we spit ice cubes in eachothers mouth. I kindly declined every time...Okay I tried it once!

HaydenAsche 03.23.2006 12:48 AM

You rebel! Did you make it in his mouth?

schizophrenicroom 03.23.2006 12:50 AM

I did, three times.

HaydenAsche 03.23.2006 12:50 AM

You got game!

John Violence 03.23.2006 12:50 AM

I made it in his mouth then he spit it back and it hit me in the eye.

schizophrenicroom 03.23.2006 12:51 AM

Indeed I do!

There was also a game with all four of Teh Youth where you had to throw and catch cherries in a similar fashion. There was odd tension all throughout this game. There was too much symbolism.

HaydenAsche 03.23.2006 12:54 AM

I was participating in the cherries game for a while until they kicked me out of it. It was a good game nonetheless. Then, I went back and drug Jesus' drunk ass into the bathroom so he could throw up. I had to hold his hair back because the fucking hippie let it grow so long.

schizophrenicroom 03.23.2006 12:56 AM

Dude! You took out that hippie Jesus and I kicked Moses' fucking ass that night! He tried to get me drunk after the cherry game, and we went back to the ark, and I told him to get his nasty hair away, and he tried to get an animal to kill me and I roundhouse-kicked him in the face and teabags.

John Violence 03.23.2006 12:56 AM

I remember at that party Flava Flav and Chuck D were fighting over Kim but they were really wasted and it was really one of the guys from Redd Kross.

Everyneurotic 03.23.2006 12:56 AM

fucking hippies

i have to say my favorite things right now are jesus freaks

schizophrenicroom 03.23.2006 12:57 AM

Didn't Kim end up almost boning Chuck? I heard there was some Eiffel Tower going on.

I heard it was Bad Brains.

Jesus Freaks are hilarious. Especially Evangelists.

HaydenAsche 03.23.2006 12:58 AM

I think you're thinking of Flava. Him and Kim had a thing going on. And it was Bad Brains.

HaydenAsche 03.23.2006 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom
Dude! You took out that hippie Jesus and I kicked Moses' fucking ass that night! He tried to get me drunk after the cherry game, and we went back to the ark, and I told him to get his nasty hair away, and he tried to get an animal to kill me and I roundhouse-kicked him in the face and teabags.


What? I missed that? Now I'm pissed that Jesus was so drunk. Should've left him in the bathroom and seen Moses gettin his ass kicked.

John Violence 03.23.2006 12:59 AM

You're Right! It was HR they were fighting over. Or wait maybe it Was J. Mascis. Dreadlocks and pale skin.

Everyneurotic 03.23.2006 01:00 AM

what does that have to do with bob marley?

schizophrenicroom 03.23.2006 01:01 AM

You should have seen it. I tore his fucking tunic to pieces.

I heard Lee was with Mary Magdalene in a hot sweaty romance at the same time T was Eiffel Towering Mary.

It has everything to do with Bob Marley.


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