once i chipped my front tooth on top because i wrestled with a four year old over the remote control and he hit me in the teeth with it.

Added.

and that 4 year old turned out to be...

This power-bottom, Joe Jonas

just to let any of you know it might take a while for me to accept because i don't get on it very often

I am in no hurry.

yeah i know
i got on it anyway though

for some reason it feels like a real pain in the ass to run that thing

Kids get fucking crazy when they fight. Man, I remember doing everything possible to hurt my brother as badly as I could.

Get that fucking jonas twat out of here before I hunt him down and slit his photographers throat and then impale the jonas head on the tripod!

or keep posting so I get the incentive to actually do that.

someone pay me and I'll do it.

what the fuck thread am I in anyways?

oh yes, the boooooobies thread.

i beat up all the boys when i was little

i was like four and my neighbour kid upstairs was pissing me off and i had a baseball bat in my hand and i wasn't going to take his shit anymore so i whacked him upside the head with it and he went off crying to his mommy. my mom watched the whole thing out the window laughing.

dellilah also added you
good songs

the legend grows......

That's hilarious.

I never did that, but I stole one kids fake shit and cut it to pieces. When he found out I had to buy him a new one. We couldn't find fake shit anywhere, so we bought him a hand in this plastic sake full of "blood" Anyways I purposely bit a hole in it so it was broken when I gave it to him.

I did a lot of really mean things as a child, things that probably traumatised this one girl. Every time I see her now she looks at me with evil fucking eyes. Another girl a decked in the face a few times because she was talking shit about my grandma (hahahahaha)

Here's a picture my mom took of my yesterday (haha I look fucked) but yeah, you can see my nose ring (which remains ball less)

you look like jennifer finch now when she was in L7!!!

nice one!

Jennifer Finch is good :D

when you will do regular hair :p ? I mean black or sth..

Oh this again .
Emmah you are incredible but please .

ouch. ankle and neck... the pooh bear one is great

i love your winnie the pooh tattoo!

and your butterfly on your back is so pretty. they're all nicely done. and your hair looked awesome like that.

one more

Nice pix, uhler. Was that the same night that you DJ-ed on?

yeah the first 4 are and the last one was the night after.

i got so drunk at the party that gin is 86ed from my life just like vodka. i cried for two hours straight afterwards.

^^^Ha ha ha! You poor guy. Ah well, there's always tequila for the win. How did your set go down?

set went awesome until it got too loud that the party was cut short and so was my set. i kept on adding rudimentary peni, bikini kill and more early hardcore to the set instead of letting everything play.

Ah, that's a shame. Good call on Rudimetary Peni - always a winner.

yeah it was a crowd pleaser along with bikini kill.

uhler, you are my hero. Just thought you should know.

Here's me just chillin' around the house, I think I was watching Fargo when this picture was taken.

Ha ha what a brilliant first post!

repped!

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Wearing nicfit's handcrafted tees:

rraaooowwrrrrrrr
I like my ladies EVIL

nice!:D
"hand designed" more than handcrafted :p, but still..
do they fit well?
just to take note of brand+size for possible future stuff.

Nice shirt. Mind if I buy you a shot and a beer?

The XL one is a bit too hip hop for me, but the other two fit very well ... even the MBV one which is M size, fits okay for me :)
Thanks again, dude!

cool, the m fruit of the loom is like an eu L then, and the eu XL is a bit too big...okokok, noted!