i'm a net celeb!

Can I have your autograph?

Sure!

jaaaaaaadeeee swirly bit <3

THANK YOU! I have been a fan ever since you did Megadeths on a Train!

That album was FUN to make, dude. I'm glad you appreciate fine art like that. What do you think of my electric cello solo from 3:45-49:19 in Part Three of track 2, "THE TRAIN COMES"?

But of course, your The Year Poison Broke is a post-modern masterpiee.

The Train Comes was the greatest 359 minutes of my life.

Oh your cello solo is a beautiful work of art. 1978 The year Poison Broke was a blast to make. C.C. Devilleitus was my favorite part to shoot. "When you have C.C. Devilleitus like me you will crap your pants, talk louder than a gun shot, and say stupid shit like I am right now!" Oh those were the days.

I feel honored.

I didn't eat, drink, sleep, or bathe or move at all during the recordinf of that album. When we recorded THE TRAIN COMES I stood in a bikini the entire time, trying not to move anything but my singing bits, my arms, and my ass. It took me to a higher place, which you can hear on the next album, "JESUS YEAH".

I should imagine 1978 was a blast to make- when you yell out "GELATINOUS PEPPER BALLS!" during MC Hammer and Chuck D's flute duet, I cried because the spirit was just.. overwhelming. You have talent.

I don't drink
I don't eat
I don't move
at least I can fucking think
I can't give up I can't give up I can't give up
Out of step with my cello

hahaha.

i'm a person just like you
but i got better things to do
than sit around and fuck my head
hang out with the living dead
snort white shit up my nose
pass out at the shows
i don't even think about sheet [MUSSSIIIIC]
that's just something i don't need
I GOT CELLO!

Play it faster.

you guys. i've got an awsome idea.

Why what is it?

hi.

What up sucka!

not much. i'm going to a theme park tomorrow for my science class. none of my friends in my group for tomorrow are talking to me.

Why not? Is it because they are jealous of Huskers?

SCENE ON A STICK

Samuel L Jackson is sitting with Kurt and chatting. Samuel stops and starts to look at Greg Norton from a distance.

Kurt: Yeah I think the new Zombie Nirvana tour is gonna be good.
Samuel: It's gonna be....
Kurt: What's wrong?
Samuel: OH MY GOD THERE'S A SNAKE ON GREG'S FACE!
Kurt: Yikes.
J/Patti: There are snakes on this motherfuckin plane!
Danza: There is Tony Danza on this motherfuckin plane!

Awkward silence.

Thurston: Serioulsy, can sombody shut Tony up?
Kim: Wait that's not a snake.
Samuel: Yeah it is There are snakes...
Lee: It's just his moustache.
Samuel: Oh.

The plane has a sigh of relief until the masked Nixon is seen.

Watt: It's Nixon!
Rollins: Who is gonna stop him?

Grant Hart rises from his seat and puts on his wrestling attire.

Grant: There is only one man who can catch him and that's Grant "The Hitman" Hart baby!

To be continued.

ok! here's my idea!

we all register on the game forum. and then i'll upload "tuff titty rap" on badongo, and post it on there. then i'll be like " if this dude were to ever have a rap battle with the game, the game would get his ass handed to him" and i'll get dissed totally. but you guys could back me up! i dont know. i kind of daydreamed about it today. what do you guys think?

That sounds good. When you get ready to do it give me the link to the forum.