is there something i can take where i won't have think about sex anymore?
 

I've been wondering this for a while. I have a beautiful, large dick, but no one to enjoy it with at the moment. So, what's the point? I think sex has gotten me in a lot of trouble. Not real trouble.. rather, trouble in my brain. I keep thinking, 'Man, she's hot, I want to fuck her.' More specifically, I keep beating off, thinking about my ex-old lady, and as soon as I cum I want to start crying. I'd rather just eliminate sex from my life for now, so does anyone know of any drugs that will do that? Codeine works okay, but I still will pop a boner, it just takes forever to actually get off. I was on zoloft when I was 14, and that seemed to work okay as far as never being able to get it up.
Maybe I'll try that. I'm on an antidepressant/anxiety pill at the moment where one of the side effects is increased libido. What the fuck? Just what I need. Fuck it.

Solution: cut it off..

The desire will still be there.

Man, what cruel doctor would invent a drug to prevent boners?

some man-hating hardcore feminist lesbian?

i'd buy it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yebu86t6Tg

Reminded me of this. I can't offer any actual helpful things, but laughter is the best medicine (or some shit).

Here's my advice: Ask someone with erectile dysfunction how they did it?
Post the results.

Haha ok, right now I'm imagining adam going up to some impotent guy going "Man, I'm so sick of whacking off all off the time!!"
Hah!

haha you should totally ask someone, i can already picture that:

atsonicpark: "hey man i heard you have erectily disfunction.'

man: 'yeah...'

atsonicpark: 'i was just wondering, how do you do this? because i'm like, horny all the time, i could be fucking all day if i wanted to and i'm so sick of it, i want my dick to be as limp as yours! what's your secret?'

man: *cries*

damn you thrasher, you beat me to it.

Mwuahaha!

This entire thread was an excuse to say this on a message board. I know, I'm a pro at talking about one's penis.

Which anti-depressant is that? Pretty much all of them they say can lower the sex drive, but I've never heard of an increase being a common side effect. I take Celexa, and so does my wife, which is supposed to sometimes have the lowering side effect, but it hasn't done that to either of us. It has kept me from getting angry about a whole lot of things I maybe should have for a long time though. I'm sure your doctor could switch you to something with the more common side effect in any case. Though the side effects differ completely from person to person with them all.

ah well, at least i made it into a dialogue..

What happened with that new chick you met? Dip it in her...

which drug is that?

Buspar.

I don't actually go to a doctor, it was prescribed to me a while back though and I got a shitload of it but I never ended up taking it but I need it now so I'm taking it... long story.

Re: new chick, can't get over the old chick long enough to do anything with the new chick!

Solution: man-up and enjoy your pecker.

Why do you cry after you masturbate?

it really doesn't cause increased libido. it's one of those bullshit things they are forced to report because one person said it did. it's the same reason that every single drug in the PDR "can cause nausea"

I can't really tell either way, but it certainly hasn't decreased it at all. Which is what I want!

Zoloft might be the way to go if you're serious then. Nearly everyone I know who took that had a noticeable decrease. Paxil too.

Honestly, though, I hope you're not serious. If you stopped being a horndog, you'd probably end up making new age or prog-fusion rock next.

Prog-fusion... How'd you know that was the direction I was going in?

i've taken absolutely everything and effexor is the one that will destroy your libido. the others one, yeah.... but effexor is by far the worst.

I've heard nightmares about it. I was on it for two months, and the first day on it was the best day ever. I never got another high after that, and it just made me extremely tired for two months. Caffeine did nothing, I'd have 4 coffees and pass out. Other than that, no other symptoms.

How was it for you other than the libido destruction?

Anti-psychotic meds will make you fat and your dick broke.

Also it's real hard to get an erection with tweak dick.

i hated it. it didn't make me tired though. when i would have a down spell... i would plummet... probably far worse than had i never been on anything to begin with.

effexor and paxil were both BIIIITCHES to come off. i got off effexor 5 years ago and swore to god i'd never take another antidepressant/SSRI... i got back on wellbutrin about 6 weeks ago. despite that, i am not having nice thoughts today.

Wellbutrin is the devil. Zoloft works for me. I'm a zombie but at least I don't feel like dying.

I've never had an antidepressant actually decrease my want to have sex, only my ability to actually get off.

Astonic this is a serious q, what about taking a holiday to somewhere, you have the funds. Like a 'retreat' and rehab for yr mind. Somewhere nice and isolated and spiritual. You seem like you could use it.

zoloft is fucking laziest of them all. i have shit to take care of. i can't just sit on a couch all day.

phoenix.. that's really good advice.

I just took an iggy plop.

Thanks for the advice though, everyone.

Does wellbutrin fuck with yr libido? I was on that for a few years but I wasnt really getting any, I took it now and then to try and help quit smoking but Im not sure...could explain a few weird encounters...

zinc seemed to do the trick haha

I got prescribed wellbutrin for ADD btw, bunhc of bull shit

wellbutrin is an SSRI so it can cause sexual dysfunction, but it has lesser incidence than the rest of the SSRIs.

I was on welbutrin too, it was just weird.

AMITRIPALINE is good if you want to not only never think about sex but want to just be fucked-up all day. It's.. weird.

amitriptyline doesn't make you feel fucked up all day. it completely sedates the fuck out of you. YOU'RE SO SLEEPY YOU'RE IN A COMA.

i started out taking 25 mg ... slept for 2 days. i ended up on 200 mg. (it blocks headaches which is why i was on it). it also kill you dead if you overdose. it also makes you gain weight. isn't that nice?

It fucked me up. I burned like dye was injected inside me, then I slept, and when I got up, it was like I had the worst hangover ever times ten. It SUCKED.

Jesus.. an overdose on that shit would be the worst, holy fuck..

it's just so so so so sedating. right after i graduated from high school... an acquaintance and the son of the governor at the time killed himself by taking nortriptyline (nearly the same drug).