he's trying to get a chicken hypnotizer diploma from trump university

and failing at it, except with himself

he's currently glued to the mirror with his mouth open after reading a lin wood tweet

Trump-Supporting Lawyer Lin Wood Has Been Permanently Banned From Twitter




Hmm I thought Lin was a woman's first name, guess I was wrong....
HE got banned after announcing on Parler that he would be posting under a different Twitter account

It was four years ago today: January 7, 2016, that President Barack Obama summoned Vice President Biden and FBI Director James Comey to the Oval Office. Even though FBI investigators found no wrong doing on behalf of President Elect Donald Trump or his campaign, the decision was made to continue spying, investigating and targeting President Elect Trump for Russian collusion. Small potatoes compared to the $32 MILLION+ wasted on the Muller investigation......the same investigation that confirmed what the FBI discovered at the end of December 2015.

Oh, let us not forget Sleepy Joe floating: The Logan Act!

bla bla bla bla MILLION



let's see...



he's added 13 more visits as of today
https://www.trumpgolfcount.com/

If golf playing is a requirement to be POTUS, I'll never be POTUS.

No worries, Michael......do you enjoy going on vacations?

Barack took his family to Hawaii eight times during his eight year Presidency. If Hawaii is too touristy for ya, there’s also Martha’s Vineyard......another yearly Obama family destination.

Of course, Barak played golf at all those places too, but don’t let that stop you from becoming the first South Dakotan to be elected President!

HAHAHA! A yearly vacation is a bit different to every fucking week. My god man...

Trump is invited to play golf in Iraq

He probably would bite if they would have packaged their message like that

I don't see the problem fam: Like the average Joe I too enjoy a vacation or 87 per year and you can be damned sure if I was president that no Pandemic would stop me.



You know you're a global laughing stock when even Nicola Sturgeon is capable of taking the piss:

"We are not allowing people to come into Scotland without an essential purpose right now, and that would apply to [Trump], just as it applies to anybody else," Sturgeon noted.

"Coming to play golf is not what I would consider to be an essential purpose,"

I live in Italy. I won't even start trying to explain how this is absolute horseshit, instead listen to this, while you may!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sorSYwsAD5Y

^ Called it on September 7. Just sayin'.

Where were you when Twitter banned The President of the United States Twitter account permanently? Good riddance.

on Twitter :D

I'll miss it mostly for all the absurd pre-presidency tweets. "Sorry folks, I'm just not a fan of sharks" is a particular favourite.

oooooooooh so many good riddances ha ha ha haa!

that deserves a celebration

but keep trumpo's hands off the nukes!

I was watching Ridiculousness :D


Trump banned on Twitter & Facebook, Instagram too?
Only problem is that he will find other platforms like newsmax and whatever the right wingers are using

Probably signing up on Myspace right now

Best picture of him EVER:

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/09/m...rump-coup.html

Mighty fine read.

I predict this thread will die. Ivanka won't run in 2024 or beyond. Her last name is Trump.