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eduveloper 09.16.2008 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air
everyone on here wonders

:fuckyou:

EVOLghost 09.16.2008 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air
I can just hear that...

Lee: his oral foreplay reminds me of driving across the country with no roadmap, no compass, no direction but the drive itself, and the windows are fogging up, and I'm thinking to myself about the canyons of concrete in every major urban megalopolis and how it's really an endless burning architectural bale of infinity...

Steve: this is really pretty embarrassing...


Holy shit I probably never laughed so hard on a a thread ever... super props.

SYRFox 09.16.2008 02:27 PM

Epic thread is epic

SYRFox 09.16.2008 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by viewtiful_alan
SYR 9 (in Spanish): El Sexo de Kim y Thurston
A Kim and Thurston sex tape exclusively on laser disc.


LOL

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead-Air
I can just hear that...

Lee: his oral foreplay reminds me of driving across the country with no roadmap, no compass, no direction but the drive itself, and the windows are fogging up, and I'm thinking to myself about the canyons of concrete in every major urban megalopolis and how it's really an endless burning architectural bale of infinity...

Steve: this is really pretty embarrassing...


LOL

greedrex 09.16.2008 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
Lydia Lunch ("The hotness of desire as Thurston's Big Jesus Love Pump rides up against the saddle of the prone madonna-whore, sweat cascades like the waterfall of ecstasy that flows between my breasts, like a fucking hurricane through the junkyard of my mind, like a wounded wolf tearing at Kim's flesh, her flesh, my death, my sex....")


"Thurston's Big Jesus Love Pump"
wahahahahahaahahahahhaha
Melly i love u:cool:

greedrex 09.16.2008 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by noisereductions
You misread... Albini hates DVD porn. He's cool with VHS. Y'know, analog and all.


wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

greedrex 09.16.2008 02:37 PM

You forgot Ian Mc Kaye:
"Hey these guys are having sex with
no intention
of procreation
abomination!!!!

*gtr skronk*
*powerchoards*
* dub bass line*
* jumps in the audience*
*gets puched in the face in the pit*
*goes back home and masturbates*
*shaves head*
*eats veggies*
*and large steak*

king_buzzo 09.16.2008 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by gualbert
On Ecstatic Peace records ??


hahaha.

not really, i wouldnt.

Everyneurotic 09.16.2008 03:27 PM

the real poll should be "what will you be doing when you watch kim and thurston's sex vid?"

RanaldoNecro 09.16.2008 03:48 PM

It would come out on

Ecstatic Piece

ni'k 09.16.2008 04:43 PM

do you think thurston stops in the middle of sex to record 9 hour solo noise jams? or can he do that while having sex at the same time?

greedrex 09.16.2008 05:33 PM

^^I heard he's already recorded a series of farts that he ran through his RAT distortion device . He called it "The diamond Sea".
wahaha i'm so mean.
fuck
One can't be "nice" all the time, right?

ZEROpumpkins 09.16.2008 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by eduveloper
would i watch it??
fuck i hesitated even to click on such a stupid poll
luckily some great interventions thanks for the laugh

You obviously have not lurked this place enough.

pantophobia 09.16.2008 08:40 PM

this reminds me so much of the "Too Hot for Echocam" thread 6 years ago on the old fullerene board

Green Magnesium 09.16.2008 09:22 PM

I would absolutely watch it. Watching the always lovely Kim Gordon work Moore's (undoubtedly massive) pole would be a joy.

I'd much rather see a Lee sex tape though.

SYRFox 09.17.2008 12:20 AM

OMG it seems like every thread title around there could refer to SY sex now

"Thurston Moore: BUILT FOR LOVIN'"
"SY Trying To Figure Out How To Play 100%"
"Lee Ranaldo On The White Album"

ZEROpumpkins 09.17.2008 01:29 AM

Oh, I bet it's white.

SYRFox 09.17.2008 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by ZEROpumpkins
Oh, I bet it's white.

I hope it's white

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 09.18.2008 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
Hilarious! (you got rep from me too)

You could also have guest commentators, such as:

Bob Bert ("Thurston's thrusting and grunting here reminds me of the groove we put together for "Death Valley '69")
Steve Albini ("You mean I finally get to SEE Kim Gordon's panties? Hot dang!")
Lydia Lunch ("The hotness of desire as Thurston's Big Jesus Love Pump rides up against the saddle of the prone madonna-whore, sweat cascades like the waterfall of ecstasy that flows between my breasts, like a fucking hurricane through the junkyard of my mind, like a wounded wolf tearing at Kim's flesh, her flesh, my death, my sex....")
Richard Kern ("I like young ladies in panties......this tape is lacking young ladies in panties.....order my tapes, they have young ladies in panties galore...")


Didn't Lydia Lunch write something like that about Steve Albini in the early days of Big Black when she was writing for some zine?

Kallisti23chaos 09.18.2008 01:39 AM

absolutely.


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