can someone help me find my voice please
 

because I lost it on saturday afternoon and I still havent got it back. :(

did you look in yr car? it's always the last place you'd think to look... maybe it's in yr throat? :)

I dont have a car anymore, I crashed it.

It might be in my throat, but its a long long way down if it is. :(

damn, girl, you need a bush doctor.



i'll save the moaning jokes for later

she said her voice, not her punani.

jeez, man.






















































:)

I hope this helps.

was it you that suggested the chinese herbal thing?


My punani is fine thnx guyz.

*checks*

lol. i love this board.

serious question: if you really lost yr voice, how come we can still hear you?

the punani was an invention of mr. compusive clown. take it to him.

i meant you sound terribly jinxed. teeth thru the nose, car crashes with no insurance, rabbits shitting on the floor, and flotz posting to everything you say--an exorcim is called for. this is not counting the other stuff we dont read about.

yeah. aborigines to the rescue.

OMGS I DONT KNOW STOP READING MY MIND.

1 dont exorcise flotz. I heart the devil.
2 I had insurance, but the money wasnt enough to buy a new car. its in a term deposit for now, since I lost my license anyawys.
3 I'm almost out of "cures" to take for this fucking evil flu.

still sounds like a raw deal.

get this:

 

I completely deny these allegations.




"Originally Posted by phoenix
talk to me?"

I hope this helps. :)

best wishes

The doctor prescribes this for all ailments:

http://limeinthecoconut.ytmnd.com/

That's the perfect passive aggressive gift to give.

1. I love lists!
2. !@#$%! is no Father Morning to my Capt. Howdy.
3. OMG I just replied to you!! <4++

should be a Hallmark card.

get well soon cunt etc etc

no.

NO.

don't say i didn't warn you.