Were you ever bullied at school?
 

I was once tormented by a very nasty guy in my class for months on end.
He would tease me in front of everyone by saying horrible things, gang up with his buddies and hit me for nothing,
lock me up in a classroom after school or just terrorise me in general.

One day, we were all sitting in class waiting for the teacher, and he called my mother a trashed out good for nothing whore,
while chewing on a plastic 30cm ruler. I walked up to him, and with one quick swift move, shoved the ruler down his throat... literally.
He and his gang left me in peace after that, and never got cocky again.
Oh, and before I forget... I landed up sleeping with his gorgeous sister a year later. :p

You?

sounds like sweet revenge toko.

yeah i was bullied generally because i didnt agree with everything that the others said. a few guys would lock me in a storeroom and beat the shit out of me until one day i kicked their asses after one of them decided to steal my lunch and try and hit me in the head with a chair and they left me alone afterwards. one of them still lives with his mum and he's nearly 30 from what i hear. another is unemployed and severely depressed. ce la vie.

Yes, he was sitting in the livingroom watching tv, while we hmmm... you know?

sometimes, never physically though.

No, I wasn't. At elementary school I was too tall and fat that noone was really taking the risk to bully me and on highschool and university I got became this kind of foul-mouthed guy that talks back, so there wasn't really a chance.

Anyway, I am experience sort of mobbing situation at present job, which is not really good.

a wee bit

same. like when i was smaller i was bullied by bigger kids

I'll usually get the odd sly comment or childish name-calling, but I am pretty good with comebacks. And by that I mean that I am really harsh. Some kid shouted something at me about my hair the other day, and the whole class went silent, and I just said 'I can change my hair, but you're always gonna have your UGLY FUCKING FACE'. Which is true, because he is very ugly. Everybody laughed at him.

I have a small amount of cred at school anyway.

haha, nice tokolosh

I was bullied a bit, I was more of the quiet person that people ignored and I really didn't mind. There was one time in grade 8 when I was at the locker bay beside the bully, and the girl I liked at the time. The bully started making fun of me, and started with a few mother jokes and kept telling me to shut up whenever I talked. I felt I really needed to defend myself since the girl was there. He was holding an open pencil case in his hands so I went to kick him in the stomache, but instead hit the pencil case and it broke in two and he had about 25 markers to clean up. He silently picked them up without saying anything, then walked away. Interesting how they work, really. All you have to do is stand up to yourself and they leave you alone.

Bullies are generally found in groups that they themselves terrorise and control. The way to deal with these thugs, is to go for the one with the biggest mouth. The leader that is. If you cut of the head, the body will die.
They tend to be cowards, when they're alone.
I used to hate fighting, but sometimes there was only one way to deal with it.

You've got it all wrong, fuckface.

Name-calling is the best way to go. If you can run fast.

Excuse me?

You heard me, ugly. Cram it.

Ha! You'd better take that ruler out of your mouth, before you plan to insult me kiddo. ;)

*removes ruler*

Not so fucking tough now are you, you fucking piece of fucking shit?

I've got friends in Liverpool that fully support me.... if you catch my drift.

Let's rumble.

*Hesitates* Should we wait till these gits leave, or gang up on them?

I could kick both of your gang's ass with one hand behind my back.

Yes, I said it, cunts.