happy friday the 13th
 

assholes

Hello, my name is Jason. It's a pressure to meat you.

Every Friday the 13th there's a town not far from me where bikers come from all over and camp in the town and do whatever it is bikers do when they descend on small fishing towns. Eat lots of perch and pikerel, probably.

Does the fact that until now I didn't realise that yesterday was Friday 13th mean that I missed out on all the bad luck I was due?

did you watch any cool movies

Friday 13th was awesome.

yeah it was pretty good, although due to reckless alcohol consumption i can't remember the end of the night

for yr information this friday 13th was the last of this year.