WELL, it's called the hamburger.
you will need
minced beef - the cheap kind, with fat
1 onion chopped
1 clove of garlic chopped
salt and pepper
a bit of fresh parsley
1 egg
breadcrumbs (or not)
you will then need to use your hands.
a big chunk of brie or cheddar or not
if you want the bread you might wanna toast it a bit as well
i use this
you might wanna boil big chunks of potato with skin and then put them in a hot oven for about 10-15 min with some olive oil on top.
its a good non-steak meal.