As I've said before, the English don't do barbecue because we have sunny weather for 2 weeks of the year.
We don't know HOW to BBQ.
We don't know WHAT to BBQ.
We don't know WHERE to BBQ.
We don't even know what a BBQ IS.
As a famous poet once said, a half cooked chicken drumstick (black on the outside, raw in the middle) does not a barbecue make.
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