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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
And he'll sub-license those rights to Jerry Bruckenheimer. Mister Schlockenheiner will then remake this doc as a big Hollywood production, with the following people as the Yoof:
Viggo Mortenson: Thurston Moore
Scarlet Johanssen: Kim Gordon
Nicholas "I'm In Everything" Cage: Lee Ranaldo
Benicio del Toro: Steve Shelley
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You realize Viggo Mortensen is really really short?