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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

i disagree completely.

good for you!

but for me that changes nothing.

see, she was always pretty, but she was a dull little mouse back in the day

 

 

she balled that pedophile tom cruise for fucks sakes.

now, however, she's a smoldering hot sexpot who knows what she wants and she knows how to get it.

 

she's now upgraded to balling javier bardem-- the lucky dog.

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i'd like to yield the floor to cheeto for the closing arguments. i'd also like to wash my hands of any responsibility if he calls you a virgin.