as discussed before, here it is as we throw down.
the man once known as cheeto55
instigates better than any man alive
make you a salad of lettuce and endive
so floatingslowly's turds take a toilet dive
cleaning out his colon via gastric bypass
geriatric tubing makes floating pass gas
can't control his anus, rhymes suck like john stamos
can't compete with me cuz I am the most famous
The Instigator devastator, anti-bush demonstrator
leaves tips for the waiter, not a cheap perpetrator
does not sport boots of ostrich or gator
leaves his lady all sore, he's a deep penetrator
so what you gonna bring to this battle floatingslowly?
I'm the rap Baloo to your hip-hop Mowgli
teaching you the ropes from the high to the lowly
leave your brain baked like a spinach stromboli
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