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Donald Trump to Consult with Pink Floyd on Wall

President Donald Trump today announced that he will soon meet with former members of the classic rock band Pink Floyd to discuss building the border wall between the U.S. and Mexico.

“Pink Floyd was huge and they built a huge wall for their famous album, The Wall, said Trump. “I remember that wall. Everyone remembers that wall. It was a truly huge wall for a truly huge album. Made out of bricks. Big success, that album. The kids loved it. Lots of units sold. That’s the kind of wall I want to build and with that kind of success. I want lots of bricks in my wall all in all. So of course I want to meet with both Pink and Floyd as soon as possible.”