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Old 10.16.2006, 03:51 PM   #1
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Well a while ago Heinz changed the recipe of their Oxtail soup.

It wasn't to my liking so for a while I have been meaning to let them know of my displeasure.

This is a letter I sent them today:


Dear Sir or Madam,



The boy band Take That once sang "everything changes but you." Were they singing about Heinz? I don't think so because you've definitely changed. And let's face it; if we are honest not everything is for the better, is it? I mean, shall we take your oxtail soup as an example. I've been meaning to
mention it for a while. Now if we are truthful - there's less meat in it than there used to be isn't there? I mean when all is said and done there had not used to be chopped carrots in the mix. It used to be all meat. I can only assume that rising costs effected this change in your choice of recipe.
However, the fact is, and I am sorry to say, that my previously favourite Heinz soup now suffers in comparison to its Baxter's Soups counterpart and it pains me to have to inform you that I have switched brands. Maybe, in future you should consider that cost cutting is not always an effective means by which to maintain standards. I hope you consider this before spoiling more of your range of soups by adding inferior ingredients. I mean what next? Substituting the meat in your chicken soup for cress?

If this were a school report I am afraid, in regards to your oxtail soup, the teacher would have written "I just don't know what's happened to young Heinz's work this term. He used to be such a good pupil. So full of creative ideas. But as of now I am afraid that although he shows flashes of his former brilliance his work could be considerably better - it's time he PULLED HIS SOCKS UP!"
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