This is fuckin' gold:
Bob Woodward's book on Trump: The most explosive quotes
"I can stop this. I'll just take the paper off his desk." - Gary Cohn
"Don't testify. It's either that or an orange jumpsuit." - John Dowd
"Let's fucking kill him. Let's go in." - Donald Trump
"We're in Crazytown. I don't even know why any of us are here. This is the worst job I've ever had." - John Kelly
"This was no longer a presidency. This is no longer a White House. This is a man being who he is." - Rob Porter
"Nobody told me about it, and I would've loved to have spoken to you. You know I'm very open to you. I think you've always been fair." - Donald Trump