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Old 06.10.2008, 11:33 PM   #1
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I'll start with the ones that stand out in my mind, I have seen many others, making fun of and commenting on shit movies has always been a favorite of mine. In fact me and my friend wanted to make a show of it, thne we found out about MST3K, sad day. But on to the movies.



 



 



 



 










If you have questions about the plot, performances, or anything about these movies feel free to ask XD
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Old 06.10.2008, 11:35 PM   #2
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4 more, again feel free to ask about any of them.

 

 

 

 
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Old 06.10.2008, 11:37 PM   #3
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ffs, all those b-movies are awesome. especially plan 9 from outer space.
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Old 06.10.2008, 11:39 PM   #4
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Haha plan 9 is fucking classic.
The standard by which all other bad movies are judged XD
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Old 06.10.2008, 11:53 PM   #5
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What? Glen or Glenda is AMAZING. That movie's great! In fact, none of the movies you listed except S.I.C.K and Norbit are that bad.

Anyway, I mainly watch horror and "bad movies", so when talking about "Worst films", I'm going to look at films that aren't good from any angle.. not entertaining, not "so bad they're good".. just bad:

all 3 Pirates of the Caribbean films
King Kong remake
Matrix 3
Drive-In
The Nun
Ankle Biters
Devil's Prey
Hardgore
Demons from Paradise
Catwoman
Drive-Thru [though it does feature a character named HORNY THE CLOWN which is amazing]
House of the Dead [Uwe Bowlle version, not the awesome anthology film]
Staying Alive
any movie starring Will Ferrel
Shark Attack 3 [though it is hilarious]
any Sci-Fi Channel original film
Hunting Creatures
Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker and any film directed by that guy
Jackhammer Massacre, Terror Toons, and any film directed by that guy
BODYGUARD CHIBA 2
pretty much any public domain film released in the past 10 years made shot-on-video by some idiot; seriously some of the worst films of all time like PSYCHO SCARECROW which actually might be the worst film I've ever seen

Really, the list is nearly infinite... but that's like 5000 or so films that are pretty terrible. I'm sure there's more. It's worth noting that probably around 99% of movies sucks, though I am entertained by at least half of them.
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Old 06.10.2008, 11:54 PM   #6
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I love most of those!

My answer is anything by Uwe Boll. UGH.

Oh yeah, and that Daredevil movie a few years back.
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Old 06.11.2008, 12:03 AM   #7
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I love most of those!

My answer is anything by Uwe Boll. UGH.

Oh yeah, and that Daredevil movie a few years back.
did you watch the directors cut which was both drastically different and drastically better..?
And if that's the worst than you haven't seen enough movies.
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Old 06.11.2008, 12:08 AM   #8
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Whatever that movie was where her husband dies, and he leaves her all these notes so she'll the the fuck over him.

So lame, I wanted to die...
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Old 06.11.2008, 12:11 AM   #9
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My friend has tried to convince me to watch this.

I think it looks like a crap ass movie.

No idea who you are really, but I trust your opinion more than hers.
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Old 06.11.2008, 12:12 AM   #10
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We've done this before, and my immediate answer is the same: Independence Day.
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Old 06.11.2008, 12:13 AM   #11
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im not there

those are just off the top of my head...
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Old 06.11.2008, 12:15 AM   #12
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And that remake of Knight Rider (I haven't seen the original so I can't comment on that)

We watched both of these lovely movies on the ferry from Trinidad to Tobago. That was fun.
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Old 06.11.2008, 12:19 AM   #13
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My friend has tried to convince me to watch this.

I think it looks like a crap ass movie.

No idea who you are really, but I trust your opinion more than hers.
If bad, horrendous fart jokes are your things, and you find nothing funnier than a fat black woman, than by all means this is your movie.

But if you have any appreciation of comedy as a legitimate art... avoid, avoid avoid...
I was basically trapped in this store that had it on on every screen and over the loud speaker... it ruined my day.
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Old 06.11.2008, 12:21 AM   #14
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Yeah no, that's not realy sounding like my kind of movie.
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Old 06.11.2008, 12:25 AM   #15
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Yeah no, that's not realy sounding like my kind of movie.
haha very good for you.
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Old 06.11.2008, 12:38 AM   #16
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did you watch the directors cut which was both drastically different and drastically better..?
And if that's the worst than you haven't seen enough movies.

Nope, I haven't.
I dunno man. The thing is, no matter how bad a movie is, I can usually at least get through it. I had to turn it off after twenty minutes.
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Old 06.11.2008, 12:40 AM   #17
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Nope, I haven't.
I dunno man. The thing is, no matter how bad a movie is, I can usually at least get through it. I had to turn it off after twenty minutes.
Eh i guess I can understand, the beginning scenes with the dad and everything were cheesy as hell.
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Old 06.11.2008, 12:47 AM   #18
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Manos: The Hands of Fate.

I have the MST3K version on vhs and every time I watch it, I can't help but think, "What the FUCK is going on here?"
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Old 06.11.2008, 12:52 AM   #19
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how could I forget Manos!?

That movie is so epically bad and confusing, that I could almost understand if someone thought it was good XD.

Well maybe not... but in its own way it is classic.
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everything about this film is so bad that it's almost funny
 
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