[The Soup Nazi]

https://www.miamiherald.com/entertai...287358050.html

[Beer In Belly]

Hang on. Thurston's stepson is 12 years old?! Wasn't Thurston with Eva in the early/mid nouties leading to his breakup with Kim and ultimately the band in 2011? And yet she had a child with someone else in 2012?! What the fuck

After some shady investigative shenanigans I find: in 2014 T-dawg admits to having been in a relationship with Eva for 6 years at that point which puts the start of their courtship at 08'. Here's where things get rather love islandy. Eva gets married and has a kid in 09' and again in 11' to her then husband Bernardo Guillermo. Just...lol. For Bernardo's sake I hope he sprung the paternity test on tha' dorty ho'

[Drjohnrock]

Interesting read. I do call bullshit on Thurston and his "baloney sandwich"/working class nonsense. I visited the Miami area twice a year growing up and can tell you that Coral Gables was (and probably still is) an affluent suburb of Miami.

[!@#$%!]

i hear thurston was spotted canoeing down calle ocho this morning

[choc e-Claire]

Originally Posted by Drjohnrock

Interesting read. I do call bullshit on Thurston and his "baloney sandwich"/working class nonsense. I visited the Miami area twice a year growing up and can tell you that Coral Gables was (and probably still is) an affluent suburb of Miami.

Fairfield County, Connecticut, where he moved as a teenager, is in the twenty richest counties in the States on average...