When will Cantankerous stop being such a prissy little bitch? - Page 10

davenotdead · 06.26.2008, 06:22 PM

fuck. well not if i have to go through the trouble of changing my username... daveisstillnotdead

Lurker · 06.26.2008, 06:25 PM

So you're staying alive out of laziness?

davenotdead · 06.26.2008, 06:26 PM

i hope it doesn't lower your opinion of me

Lurker · 06.26.2008, 06:27 PM

No not at all. I crossed the desert out of laziness. Couldn't be bothered to book the flight.

ZEROpumpkins · 06.27.2008, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

so, how bout them colts

so, how bout them clits

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 06.27.2008, 12:20 PM

I find them not as hard to find as they seem to be in movies and television.

Actually relatively easy.

!@#$%! · 06.27.2008, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

I find them not as hard to find as they seem to be in movies and television.

Actually relatively easy.

your dog doesn't count!

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 06.27.2008, 01:12 PM

I don't have a dog.

Just because I've never been laid doesn't mean I've never stuck my finger down a girlfriend's pants. I've done that plenty of times.

floatingslowly · 06.27.2008, 01:13 PM

PROTIP: try taking her pants off first.

(you can thank me later)

!@#$%! · 06.27.2008, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

I don't have a dog.

now we know why she ran away!

✌➬ · 06.27.2008, 01:16 PM

I hate dogs/gods?

Cantankerous · 06.27.2008, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

well actually i don't know if straightened out is the right way to put it because my back is probably going to be crooked

i need a walker or something.
help.

✌➬ · 06.27.2008, 01:19 PM

I need a walker already, my back already hurts like hell.

greedrex · 06.27.2008, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

facial response to yer statement

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give me yr t shirt

!@#$%! · 06.27.2008, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i need a walker or something.
help.

i hope you didnt get your fudge packed in, or you'll need a doughnut cushion to sit on.

Cantankerous · 06.27.2008, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ✌➬

I need a walker already, my back already hurts like hell.

yours isn't crooked and carpet-burned!

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i hope you didnt get your fudge packed in, or you'll need a doughnut cushion to sit on.

hahaha don't you have to sit on those if you break your tailbone?

greedrex · 06.27.2008, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

PROTIP: try taking her pants off first.

(you can thank me later)

wahahahahahahaha

!@#$%! · 06.27.2008, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

hahaha don't you have to sit on those if you break your tailbone?

they are for people with ass problems, or so i've heard.

http://www.painreliever.com/duromed_DMI102.html

Cantankerous · 06.27.2008, 01:24 PM

i don't have ass problems. how can someone have ass problems when they don't have an ass?

✌➬ · 06.27.2008, 01:24 PM

Hemorrhoids!!

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06.26.2008, 06:22 PM	#181
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06.26.2008, 06:25 PM	#182
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06.26.2008, 06:26 PM	#183
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06.26.2008, 06:27 PM	#184
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	No not at all. I crossed the desert out of laziness. Couldn't be bothered to book the flight.
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06.27.2008, 12:20 PM	#186
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	I find them not as hard to find as they seem to be in movies and television. Actually relatively easy.
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06.27.2008, 01:12 PM	#188
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	I don't have a dog. Just because I've never been laid doesn't mean I've never stuck my finger down a girlfriend's pants. I've done that plenty of times.
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06.27.2008, 01:13 PM	#189
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06.27.2008, 01:16 PM	#191
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	I hate dogs/gods? __________________ We Kill Homosexuals!!!
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06.27.2008, 01:19 PM	#193
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06.27.2008, 01:24 PM	#199
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06.27.2008, 01:24 PM	#200
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	Hemorrhoids!! __________________ We Kill Homosexuals!!!
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