[Savage Clone]

Badump-bump.
"I'll be here all week, folks!"

[Pookie]

Take my wife...

...please.

[RdTv]

Pardon my laziness and intrusion as I am far beyond reading the context of these posts, but regardless, I wanted to take this moment to ask pookie how Seth and the rest of the family are doing?

[Pookie]

That's far too sensible a question for this thread, so I've resurrected the sonic children thread.

[jon boy]

dear pookie,

i want your wife. lovely soft face.

leonard salt, milton keynes.

[king_buzzo]

dear pookie,
are you glad this thread is back?

[sonicl]

Dear Pookie,

How do you keep your skin so smooth at your advanced age?

All the best,
Mavis

[jagger]

Pookie, please help.

I have lost all direction in my life.

Petronella Dachshund

[king_buzzo]

Dear Pookie
why did you neg rep me?

I am very emotional about reps.

[sonicl]

Originally Posted by jagger

Pookie, please help.

I have lost all direction in my life.

Petronella Dachshund

You need the "Plead with Pookie" thread. He only answers questions in ths one.

[sonicl]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Dear Pookie,
I have called the duty electrician because one of the lightbulbs in here is gone and he still didn't turn up.Should i take it upon myself to attempt a bit of DIY or just wait for him?


Yours

Creepo Crapo

Dear Creepy Crappy,

Pookie is currently indisposed, but in view of the potentially life-threatening situation in which you find yourself, I have been called upon to answer in his absence.

You should on no account "attempt a bit of DIY". Electricity is very dangerous, and not to be played with. You should instead wait patiently for a qualified person to come and rectify the situation, and while you wait you should try to make do with what little light is available to you and write a list of jokes that seem suitable to the occasion.

Regards,
Pookie's self-appointed deputy

[king-buzzo]

Dear Pookie,

I have no control over my hands. Sometimes I find myself in lessons thinking about effects pedals, then I look at the screen of my computer and find that my hands have logged onto my account on a messageboard and have posted something totally pointless in my name. I have a doctorate in economics, and I find it very distressing that my hands are misrepresenting me in this way.

I have considered cutting my hands off so that they cannot do this any more, but they are operating as a team and neither of them will do the deed.

Please help me. What should I do?

[king_buzzo]

Originally Posted by king-buzzo

Dear Pookie,

I have no control over my hands. Sometimes I find myself in lessons thinking about effects pedals, then I look at the screen of my computer and find that my hands have logged onto my account on a messageboard and have posted something totally pointless in my name. I have a doctorate in economics, and I find it very distressing that my hands are misrepresenting me in this way.


Please help me. What should I do?

youre right there.

[sonicl]

Are you going to answer these questions, Pookie? There are people suffering trauma here, you know. And Sarramkrop is still sitting in a semi-darkened room.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by king_buzzo

dear pookie,
are you glad this thread is back?

No, but I feel obliged to answer. I just can't stop myself.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by sonicl

Dear Pookie,

How do you keep your skin so smooth at your advanced age?

All the best,
Mavis

Virgin's blood, one cup after every meal.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by king_buzzo

Dear Pookie
why did you neg rep me?

I am very emotional about reps.

My bad mood + you making a foolish comment = neg rep. Sorry k-b .

[sonicl]

Dear Pookie,

Where do you find virgins in Basingstoke?

Yours inquisitively,
Mavis

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Dear Pookie,
I have called the duty electrician because one of the lightbulbs in here is gone and he still didn't turn up.Should i take it upon myself to attempt a bit of DIY or just wait for him?


Yours

Creepo Crapo

I presume that because any idiot can change a lightbulb, you must have what they call, the raging horn for the electrician. To avoid mess, I'd wait for him before attempting to "DIY".

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by king-buzzo

Dear Pookie,

I have no control over my hands. Sometimes I find myself in lessons thinking about effects pedals, then I look at the screen of my computer and find that my hands have logged onto my account on a messageboard and have posted something totally pointless in my name. I have a doctorate in economics, and I find it very distressing that my hands are misrepresenting me in this way.

I have considered cutting my hands off so that they cannot do this any more, but they are operating as a team and neither of them will do the deed.

Please help me. What should I do?

I'm sorry, by the time I get to the end of your post, I've forgotten what you said at the beginning.