[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

Regardless, I still want to have unprotected sex with her in an abandoned stairwell.

I'd settle on an inhabited stairwell.

[Glice]

This stairwell's getting a bit busy with the three of us agreeing upon it, can I vote a motion to move it to a rough gangbang on a Ford Fiesta in a car park in Dagenham?

[nicfit]

 

[nicfit]

ha ha I love that policeman in the background reaching for the radio "here we go, he's about to touch her...set phasers to stun".

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by Glice

This stairwell's getting a bit busy with the three of us agreeing upon it, can I vote a motion to move it to a rough gangbang on a Ford Fiesta in a car park in Dagenham?

Maybe we could arrange it for a large estate where there's lots of abandoned stairwells, each of us taking her to a different one. I'm not down with the whole gangbang thing, I'm afraid. I'm a romantic at heart.

[Glice]

Dibs not getting sloppy seconds then. Shouldn't be more than a few minutes, it's been while for me.

[demonrail666]

i tend to murder them afterwards so it's probably a good idea if i go last.

[Keeping It Simple]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

Regardless, I still want to have unprotected sex with her in an abandoned stairwell.

She looks like the result of unprotected sex in an abandoned stairwell, funnily enough.

[nicfit]

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

She looks like the result of unprotected sex in an abandoned stairwell, funnily enough.

I think it's a pretty common thing for children to be the result of unprotected sex.

[Keeping It Simple]

Originally Posted by nicfit

I think it's a pretty common thing for children to be the result of unprotected sex.

In an abandoned stairwell?

[Glice]

Have you seen Bob Geldof ever? He's the living epitome of abandoned stairwell.

[Keeping It Simple]

Originally Posted by Glice

Have you seen Bob Geldof ever? He's the living epitome of abandoned stairwell.

Yeah, like a sort of illegitimate backstairs sort of sprog, you know: a sort of spotty squib that nobody really likes.

[nicfit]

I bet he has mushrooms under his armpits and a moss-covered scrotum.

[demonrail666]

I believe it's now perfectly ok (ie legal) to make similar 'unprotected sex'/'abandoned stairwell'-like comments about Peaches' little sister Pixie.

 

[ploesj]

like, what?

[jon boy]

like look at the stairwell on that.

[ploesj]

i was made in a bed.

[jon boy]

i was made in ikea.

[ploesj]

no, your parents bought you at ikea and assembled your baby-body themselves. unless you were a showroom model of course.

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by ploesj

i was made in a bed.

its where the bed was located though. an old mattress in a wasteland holds infinite possibilities.