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I'll order a mixed cherry Coke. Do you happen to know the portions, syrup to Coke?
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Yes, you can. Pretend you're silly drunk.
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has it got to start off with "there once was a" ???
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Um I thinks so but you can be a renegade experimental limerick writer if you want.
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Screw the rules.
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well that seems to be the simplest way to do it. so.
there once was a girl named lilly she seemed to be quite silly for what she could write was really quite trite and was written willy-nilly
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They add a damned cherry. That's funny.
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experimental limerick #1
A new poster came to the board Introducing themself to the hoard Someone called them a twat And they left just like that Because keyboards are sharper than swords |
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Lovely!
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You had me up until the interjection of a moral message in the last line.
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These last two are great. Well done Can-can-Tank and A-caustic.
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I know. I cringed, but quite honestly it was all that rhymed.
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how about...
And they left just like that Making off like a swindled old whore.
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I wanted to say something like "And with their free time, they probably scored" but I couldn't fit the meter until just now.
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It's best to conclude with a strong image.
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there once was a man from nantucket who's cock was so long he could suck it while wiping his chin he said with a grin if my ear was a cunt i would fuck it
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Har har.
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Sigh. She wins again.
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