Favorite pick up lines... - Page 3

finding nobody · 05.23.2006, 06:48 PM

Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
awesomely stupid

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
joe dirt baby!

elix it · 05.24.2006, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

You are all granted the title of Kings of the worst pick up lines ever! Have these ever really worked for anyone?

Worse then pick up lines are the guys that constantly DRIVE up beside me on the freeway and wink, or whistle, or ask my number when stuck in traffic. Holy hell man, do guys think all grrls are whores? Pathetic.

Wow! I really didn't expect something like this, especially from you Kegmama. This thread, she is for shits and giggles. No need to take offend... to any of it. It's a fucking joke and if you don't like it, then ignore it.

Don't take your anger out on us. We're not driving up beside you trying to get your number.

jon boy · 05.24.2006, 10:36 AM

man: how do you like your eggs in the morning?

woman: unfertilised

marleypumpkin · 05.24.2006, 10:38 AM

All I had to do was mention the title, "Hits Of Sunshine (For Allen Ginsberg)", & she put out.

jon boy · 05.24.2006, 10:41 AM

what will jah make of that then?

marleypumpkin · 05.24.2006, 10:43 AM

I hope Jah will overstand that I haven't had any in 5 YEARS, & hopefully, he'll take it easy on me.

porkmarras · 05.24.2006, 10:44 AM

I find that singing ''Borderline,feels like i'm going to loose my mind'' to a guy works marvels when i get it right.

marleypumpkin · 05.24.2006, 10:51 AM

Hell, I didn't think girls had to have pick-up lines. I've never gotten any.

porkmarras · 05.24.2006, 10:52 AM

I'm not a girl if that referred to me.I'm a super homo

noumenal · 05.24.2006, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by marleypumpkin

Hell, I didn't think girls had to have pick-up lines. I've never gotten any.

huh?

Edit: oh, ^^

marleypumpkin · 05.24.2006, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

I'm not a girl if that referred to me.I'm a super homo

No, I wasn't refering to you. I was just stating in general that I have never seen a girl use pick-up lines.

alyasa · 05.24.2006, 11:11 AM

I'm sorry if I offended anyone.. It was all just in the name of fun...

alyasa · 05.24.2006, 11:17 AM

Is that a pick up line?

jon boy · 05.24.2006, 11:19 AM

no wrong thread! ha ha it was meant to be in the comment on the avatar above you. i shall delete.

jon boy · 01.29.2007, 03:17 PM

on behalf of all men i apologise kegmama.

05.23.2006, 06:48 PM	#41
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP! awesomely stupid If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me? joe dirt baby!
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05.24.2006, 10:36 AM	#43
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	man: how do you like your eggs in the morning? woman: unfertilised
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05.24.2006, 10:38 AM	#44
marleypumpkin invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,193	All I had to do was mention the title, "Hits Of Sunshine (For Allen Ginsberg)", & she put out. __________________ "It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign. Just like it takes 2 people to make love. When you go like this , you're jerking off." -George Carlin
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05.24.2006, 10:41 AM	#45
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	what will jah make of that then?
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05.24.2006, 10:43 AM	#46
marleypumpkin invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,193	I hope Jah will overstand that I haven't had any in 5 YEARS, & hopefully, he'll take it easy on me. __________________ "It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign. Just like it takes 2 people to make love. When you go like this , you're jerking off." -George Carlin
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05.24.2006, 10:44 AM	#47
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	I find that singing ''Borderline,feels like i'm going to loose my mind'' to a guy works marvels when i get it right. __________________
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05.24.2006, 10:51 AM	#48
marleypumpkin invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,193	Hell, I didn't think girls had to have pick-up lines. I've never gotten any. __________________ "It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign. Just like it takes 2 people to make love. When you go like this , you're jerking off." -George Carlin
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05.24.2006, 10:52 AM	#49
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	I'm not a girl if that referred to me.I'm a super homo __________________
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05.24.2006, 11:11 AM	#52
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	I'm sorry if I offended anyone.. It was all just in the name of fun... __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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05.24.2006, 11:17 AM	#53
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	Is that a pick up line? __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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05.24.2006, 11:19 AM	#54
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	no wrong thread! ha ha it was meant to be in the comment on the avatar above you. i shall delete.
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01.29.2007, 03:17 PM	#55
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	on behalf of all men i apologise kegmama. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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