[Inhuman]

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

2nd user name - death
schtick - 'i am death'
user rating - 4.3/10
novelty wear off - one day max
successful troll is - not successful

This seems accurate. I feel the novelty wore off after Death's first post.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Death

i was about to commit to a serious relationship with.. i don't remember her fucking name now. but since you want to be lazy, i will accept a shot to the eye socket.. only if you'll bury me alive afterwards

why did you delete that bit about cumming on our teeth???

you're a pussy. beware The Strange Aeons, cunt.

[Death]

i agree completely with inhuman

[Death]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

why did you delete that bit about cumming on our teeth???

you're a pussy. beware The Strange Aeons, cunt.

I'm unsurpassable. but boy do i love it when you talk dirty to me

go on

[SONIC GAIL]

Originally Posted by Death

i was about to commit to a serious relationship with.. i don't remember her fucking name now. but since you want to be lazy, i will accept a shot to the eye socket.. only if you'll bury me alive afterwards

look what you have done now floats

[Glice]

 

[SONIC GAIL]

i just see a red x glice

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL

look what you have done now floats

don't blame me. you're missing the deleted posts where Pookie said he wanted to come on our teeth.

Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL

i just see a red x glice

this thread is chock full o' FAIL.

[SONIC GAIL]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I didn't have a SYG wedding. my wedding was T.Rex themed.

Yall coulda used one of these. It is part of the new dinosaur exhibit at the Jacksonville Zoo. They are robots and make noises. Very cool.

 

[SONIC GAIL]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

don't blame me. you're missing the deleted posts where Pookie said he wanted to come on our teeth.
Sorry I was actually working. Teeth cum huh???

.....

[floatingslowly]

I like to have dinosaur sex. I grasp her with my teeth and diminutive forearms and wrap my tail around her while I forcibly thrust my spiny member into her reptilian lovenest. we growl and bite each other, making the primeval forest quake. the only witnesses to our violent love are small ape-like creatures in caves.

[Diesel]

Charlie Sheen?

[SONIC GAIL]

hahaha^hes an animal

[Death]

Kn0xy Iz Taht Y3w

[EVOLghost]

Did death die?