the cantankerous photo thread - Page 4

Cantankerous · 08.02.2006, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

my housemate does thing where she gets annoyed about something for no reason, or does something that annoys other people, and then when people point out her behaviour she says she was only joking all along when it's obvious she wasn't.

female housemate?
i am crushed. truly.
CRUSHED.

Toilet & Bowels · 08.02.2006, 08:02 AM

believe me, there's nothing going on between me and her.

Cantankerous · 08.02.2006, 08:06 AM

oh, is she really homely? i'm sorry.

Toilet & Bowels · 08.02.2006, 08:15 AM

no, she's not homely at all. there's just been beaucoup drama.

Cantankerous · 08.02.2006, 08:16 AM

oh, you beat her! wonderful.

Danny Himself · 08.02.2006, 08:17 AM

Beating women is so in.

Cantankerous · 08.02.2006, 08:23 AM

look what he did to me! LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!!!

Danny Himself · 08.02.2006, 08:24 AM

But dear, you were loving it!

Cantankerous · 08.02.2006, 08:32 AM

that's not really my leg. i found it on google.

truncated · 08.02.2006, 08:38 AM

What T&B fails to mention is that the drama resulted in his jealous housemate discovering Cantankerous's photos plastered on the ceiling over his bed.

As a seasoned stalker, I know for certain that once you get careless, the whole production falls apart. When he called to ask me if I'd lure her to London, I TOLD him he had be more careful, but you know those models. Cocky bastards.

Cantankerous · 08.02.2006, 08:39 AM

i can roll my tongue. a useful skill.

Danny Himself · 08.02.2006, 08:40 AM

It has come in useful many times.

I can't roll mine. :[

Toilet & Bowels · 08.02.2006, 08:49 AM

what's it useful for?

Cantankerous · 08.02.2006, 08:50 AM

all sorts of things. cleaning the house, dialing the phone...

touch me i'm sick · 08.02.2006, 08:51 AM

you could also eat soup with it

truncated · 08.02.2006, 08:52 AM

Sucking cock like a Hoover.

Toilet & Bowels · 08.02.2006, 09:13 AM

i don't quite understand, you'll have to demonstrate

Cantankerous · 08.02.2006, 09:13 AM

what? sorry, too busy blowing spit bubbles.

truncated · 08.02.2006, 09:20 AM

In the interests of propriety, I will not post the photo I so desperately want to.

Toilet & Bowels · 08.02.2006, 09:23 AM

please please please!

08.02.2006, 08:02 AM	#62
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08.02.2006, 08:06 AM	#63
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08.02.2006, 08:15 AM	#64
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,364	no, she's not homely at all. there's just been beaucoup drama.
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08.02.2006, 08:16 AM	#65
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08.02.2006, 08:17 AM	#66
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08.02.2006, 08:23 AM	#67
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08.02.2006, 08:32 AM	#69
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08.02.2006, 08:38 AM	#70
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	What T&B fails to mention is that the drama resulted in his jealous housemate discovering Cantankerous's photos plastered on the ceiling over his bed. As a seasoned stalker, I know for certain that once you get careless, the whole production falls apart. When he called to ask me if I'd lure her to London, I TOLD him he had be more careful, but you know those models. Cocky bastards.
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08.02.2006, 08:39 AM	#71
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	i can roll my tongue. a useful skill. __________________ RETIRED
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08.02.2006, 08:40 AM	#72
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	It has come in useful many times. I can't roll mine. :[
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08.02.2006, 08:49 AM	#73
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,364	what's it useful for?
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08.02.2006, 08:50 AM	#74
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08.02.2006, 08:51 AM	#75
touch me i'm sick expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,936	you could also eat soup with it
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08.02.2006, 08:52 AM	#76
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08.02.2006, 09:13 AM	#77
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,364	i don't quite understand, you'll have to demonstrate
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08.02.2006, 09:20 AM	#79
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08.02.2006, 09:23 AM	#80
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,364	please please please!
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