talk Dirty to me... - Page 5

pbradley · 09.18.2009, 03:13 AM

Duly noted.

Satan · 09.18.2009, 03:15 AM

duly noted? why, you wanna whip my ass or something?

static-harmony · 09.18.2009, 03:17 AM

I wanna put a butt plug with a ponytail on you satan.

pbradley · 09.18.2009, 03:17 AM

No, I just think I am proving that I absolutely suck at talking dirty.

* emphasis that "suck" here means ineptitude and not any form of cunnilingus or fellatio.

Satan · 09.18.2009, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

No, I just think I am proving that I absolutely suck at talking dirty.

you should get better, girls eat that shit up. seriously. dirty talk is just the best thing ever. and it's really easy. it just takes a little practice.

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Originally Posted by static-harmony

I wanna put a butt plug with a ponytail on you satan.

hahahaha. i'm down. i'll even put horse ears on.

static-harmony · 09.18.2009, 03:22 AM

Awesome, then I'll call you my pony and ride you as I spank your ass.

pbradley · 09.18.2009, 03:23 AM

I giggle too much to talk dirty.

Just kidding, I can talk dirty with the best of them. But the temptation to play the prude in a thread like this is too great.

Satan · 09.18.2009, 03:23 AM

static: that sounds like so much fun
no seriously

man if i ever got drunk with you. shenanigans.

ip freely: you had me fooled there for a second.

i couldnt play the prude if i tried.

pbradley · 09.18.2009, 03:24 AM

I would now like to engage in tactical contact with your corporeal person, if I may.

OH WAIT, let me wash my hands first.

static-harmony · 09.18.2009, 03:25 AM

If you ever down in L.A. or if I ever finally decide to move to NY. Let's get drunk. But I must warn you I can't drink for shit.

Satan · 09.18.2009, 03:25 AM

that's alright, i'll drink enough for the both of us and then we can run around naked and fuck the city up

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Originally Posted by pbradley

I would now like to engage in tactical contact with your corporeal person, if I may.

hahahahahaha

static-harmony · 09.18.2009, 03:27 AM

Sounds like a plan. Well I am calling it a night. Going for a drive so i can smoke a ciggie. Then going to bed. Have a good one people.

Satan · 09.18.2009, 03:31 AM

goodnight sweet boy!

Zombie Robot · 09.20.2009, 01:19 AM

i forgot i started this thread. satan is hardfingcore.

mulitple orgasms for the win tho. fo sho!

Satan · 09.20.2009, 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zombie Robot

i forgot i started this thread. satan is hardfingcore.

mulitple orgasms for the win tho. fo sho!

yeeeeeaaaah. best part of being a chick.

my buttcheeks (heehee buttcheeks) used to be pasty white but now they're purple and bloody.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwzaifhSw2c

amerikangod · 09.20.2009, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan

yeeeeeaaaah. best part of being a chick.

my buttcheeks (heehee buttcheeks) used to be pasty white but now they're purple and bloody.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwzaifhSw2c

Man that YouTube link ain't of your buttcheeks.

Anngella · 09.20.2009, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

cum

cum

CUUUUUUUUUM

I love CUUUUUUUM.
And precum.
And cuuuuuuuuuum.

Cumtinue.

the big quasar · 09.20.2009, 12:44 PM

time space cumtinuum

Anngella · 09.20.2009, 12:52 PM

I also love spanking.

And biting/sucking/nibbling/biting/biting/licking/biting.

I think this is one of the few times I've felt a little shy/embarrassed talking about sex.

the big quasar · 09.20.2009, 01:04 PM

^^luv that pic!

sometimes I'll get nasty with my belt

09.18.2009, 03:13 AM	#81
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Duly noted.
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09.18.2009, 03:15 AM	#82
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	duly noted? why, you wanna whip my ass or something? __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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09.18.2009, 03:17 AM	#83
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	I wanna put a butt plug with a ponytail on you satan. __________________
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09.18.2009, 03:17 AM	#84
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	No, I just think I am proving that I absolutely suck at talking dirty. * emphasis that "suck" here means ineptitude and not any form of cunnilingus or fellatio.
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09.18.2009, 03:22 AM	#86
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Awesome, then I'll call you my pony and ride you as I spank your ass. __________________
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09.18.2009, 03:23 AM	#87
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I giggle too much to talk dirty. Just kidding, I can talk dirty with the best of them. But the temptation to play the prude in a thread like this is too great.
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09.18.2009, 03:24 AM	#89
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I would now like to engage in tactical contact with your corporeal person, if I may. OH WAIT, let me wash my hands first.
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09.18.2009, 03:25 AM	#90
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	If you ever down in L.A. or if I ever finally decide to move to NY. Let's get drunk. But I must warn you I can't drink for shit. __________________
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09.18.2009, 03:27 AM	#92
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Sounds like a plan. Well I am calling it a night. Going for a drive so i can smoke a ciggie. Then going to bed. Have a good one people. __________________
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09.18.2009, 03:31 AM	#93
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	goodnight sweet boy! __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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09.20.2009, 01:19 AM	#94
Zombie Robot expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Dead Space Posts: 1,304	i forgot i started this thread. satan is hardfingcore. mulitple orgasms for the win tho. fo sho! __________________ "Seductive. Voluptuous. Ravenous. Beware of the Zombie Robot -- Creature that roams the night breaking men's hearts and then eats their brains for breakfast!"
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09.20.2009, 12:44 PM	#98
the big quasar stalker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Rigid Kuntaurus Posts: 475	time space cumtinuum __________________
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09.20.2009, 12:52 PM	#99
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	I also love spanking. And biting/sucking/nibbling/biting/biting/licking/biting. I think this is one of the few times I've felt a little shy/embarrassed talking about sex. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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09.20.2009, 01:04 PM	#100
the big quasar stalker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Rigid Kuntaurus Posts: 475	^^luv that pic! sometimes I'll get nasty with my belt __________________
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