portable toilet for the Ladies

Rob Instigator · 09.04.2009, 11:42 AM

Now you can pee anywhere, discreetly, without at messy spillage.

GERMAN COMPANY INVENTS POCKET TOILET FOR WOMEN.

pbradley · 09.04.2009, 11:46 AM

Over glorified shitbag.

Oh, this thread isn't about Joe Scarborough. Pardon me.

floatingslowly · 09.04.2009, 11:51 AM

don't you pay attention?

SYG girls don't need no stinkin' portable toilet.

a curb will do nicely.

verme (prevaricator) · 09.04.2009, 11:52 AM

not as good as this:

Rob Instigator · 09.04.2009, 11:56 AM

The portable toilet is for pissing. it is the size of a candy bar, and contains enough dessicant to gel up a litre of piss.

that is pretty sweet.

verme (prevaricator) · 09.04.2009, 11:57 AM

yes, but can you write your name on the wall with it?

greedrex · 09.04.2009, 11:59 AM

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notyourfiend · 09.04.2009, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)

not as good as this:

um...i actually own that product?

yeah. well, something similar. it was made by another brand i think. idk, i lost the box.

!@#$%! · 09.04.2009, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

Now you can pee anywhere, discreetly, without at messy spillage.

GERMAN COMPANY INVENTS POCKET TOILET FOR WOMEN.

why does it look like a frog? is that how they avenge their loss of alsatia?

artsygrrl · 09.04.2009, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

Now you can pee anywhere, discreetly, without at messy spillage.

GERMAN COMPANY INVENTS POCKET TOILET FOR WOMEN.

This had to have been invented by a man. A stream of womanpiss has a mind of it's own.

Rob Instigator · 09.04.2009, 04:59 PM

you just put the pink oval arund your coopappy and then piss away. the bag has polymers inside which turn yr pee into gel, to be easily disposed of without any splashback or spillage! genius!

atsonicpark · 09.04.2009, 05:01 PM

artsygrrl · 09.04.2009, 05:04 PM

Oh, now I get it! ...it's sort of like a colonoscopy bag for yr hooch!

Toilet & Bowels · 09.04.2009, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notyourfiend

um...i actually own that product?

yeah. well, something similar. it was made by another brand i think. idk, i lost the box.

do you carry it around with you, doesn't it get soggy?

girlgun · 09.04.2009, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

Now you can pee anywhere, discreetly, without at messy spillage.

GERMAN COMPANY INVENTS POCKET TOILET FOR WOMEN.

and what do you do with it when you're done?

Toilet & Bowels · 09.04.2009, 06:53 PM

put it back in your pocket?

Anngella · 09.04.2009, 07:01 PM

Throw it away. Read the article.

artsygrrl · 09.04.2009, 07:04 PM

...I would discretely pour it down the nearest drinking fountain at one of my schools. Just kidding...I guess.
Another thought...I could use it as a "water balloon" for the dunk tank on School Carnival Day.

floatingslowly · 09.04.2009, 07:14 PM

REAL GIRLS DON'T NEED THAT SHIT.

REAL GIRLS CAN PEE THEIR NAME IN THE SNOW.

REAL GIRLS DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

REAL GIRLS PISS LIKE RACEHORSES.

flophousefloozie · 09.04.2009, 09:36 PM

I don't know. I've never been in a situation where I absolutely couldn't just hold it for a real toilet. I mean, if it ever gets to that stage for any female, I'd say you should be dependin' on Depends.

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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,937	The portable toilet is for pissing. it is the size of a candy bar, and contains enough dessicant to gel up a litre of piss. that is pretty sweet. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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verme (prevaricator) 100% Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 744	yes, but can you write your name on the wall with it?
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,937	you just put the pink oval arund your coopappy and then piss away. the bag has polymers inside which turn yr pee into gel, to be easily disposed of without any splashback or spillage! genius! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	Oh, now I get it! ...it's sort of like a colonoscopy bag for yr hooch!
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,225	put it back in your pocket?
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Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	Throw it away. Read the article. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	...I would discretely pour it down the nearest drinking fountain at one of my schools. Just kidding...I guess. Another thought...I could use it as a "water balloon" for the dunk tank on School Carnival Day.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	REAL GIRLS DON'T NEED THAT SHIT. REAL GIRLS CAN PEE THEIR NAME IN THE SNOW. REAL GIRLS DON'T GIVE A FUCK. REAL GIRLS PISS LIKE RACEHORSES.
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flophousefloozie expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cowtown, Canada Posts: 1,694	I don't know. I've never been in a situation where I absolutely couldn't just hold it for a real toilet. I mean, if it ever gets to that stage for any female, I'd say you should be dependin' on Depends.
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