who would name their kid THAT?

floatingslowly · 04.26.2007, 01:46 PM

while discussing a lady named Satana (come on, would you really ever be able to convince people that you weren't named after Satan?), we started talking about other people's names that are funny.

my previous favorite has always been this guy named Harry Phenis (wow...just wow), but Harry was recently dethroned.

I was told that another coworker (his last name is Tull) has an ex-wife named Jenna. fucking brilliant.

granted, she didn't get the name from her parents, but how can you live with a name like that and why do parents name their kids fucked up names to begin with? Mr. Phenis didn't marry into his name.

do you know any good ones?

jon boy · 04.26.2007, 01:58 PM

peter phile

luxinterior · 04.26.2007, 01:59 PM

I know a kid named Phil Collins.

Savage Clone · 04.26.2007, 02:42 PM

Satana is a kick ass name.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you....ARYAN JUSTICE!

jennthebenn · 04.26.2007, 03:06 PM

http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals...babyID=h33-440

so classic.

Pookie · 04.26.2007, 03:33 PM

My wife-to-be's father was called John Thomas.

And her mother's maiden name was Terry Thomas.

!@#$%! · 04.26.2007, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Satana is a kick ass name.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you....ARYAN JUSTICE!

the poor fuckers say the name is french-- i think they meant to call her arianne! ayayayay. lesson: stay away from foreign names if you can't spell them.

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Originally Posted by jennthebenn

http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals...babyID=h33-440

so classic.

jesus... johnson! that's a crime! a crime! "uhrines"????????????? mother of.. is that made up? it HAS to be made up! otherwise that's the winner right there. you can't possibly top that.

racehorse · 04.26.2007, 04:31 PM

i know a woman named Mary Christmas.
i have fun writing her xmas cards.

jennthebenn · 04.26.2007, 04:35 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6525475.stm

idiots...metallica is clearly a males name.

saoq · 04.26.2007, 04:57 PM

wow i thought you meant "who would name their kid THAT"
as in Mr. That Brown or That Jameson
!$#$

jimbrim · 04.26.2007, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by saoq

wow i thought you meant "who would name their kid THAT"
as in Mr. That Brown or That Jameson
!$#$

ha thats what i thought.

i know someone called Lewis Lewis.

Cardinal Rob · 04.26.2007, 06:28 PM

Apparently someone in my school is called 'Faye Leah Bland' (say it out loud). Poor lass.

Danny Himself · 04.26.2007, 06:31 PM

I know a guy called Barry White. And somebody called Tom Jones. There's also a James Bond and a John Connor attending my school.

jico. · 04.26.2007, 06:33 PM

!@#$%!.

Danny Himself · 04.26.2007, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by jico.

!@#$%!.

Joaquim ain't no sparkler, either.

schizophrenicroom · 04.26.2007, 06:49 PM

danny- sean thinks it's hilarious that my mother's boyfriend tom has a cat named jones. tom jones!

i know a girl named tykwaneesha. i think i spelled that right. i'm going phonetically.

Danny Himself · 04.26.2007, 06:53 PM

Haha. Jones. I know a lot of Joneses. None are related.

val-holla-ing · 04.26.2007, 06:55 PM

there's a football player named lucious pussy. and my girlfriend knows a dude named steamboat rocks.

both are birth names.

Onani Nic · 04.26.2007, 06:56 PM

Their's a guy I know named Elvis Phan. I haven't asked him if his parents are really into Elvis yet.

!@#$%! · 04.26.2007, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by jico.

!@#$%!.

ha ha ha, true.

04.26.2007, 01:46 PM	#1
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	while discussing a lady named Satana (come on, would you really ever be able to convince people that you weren't named after Satan?), we started talking about other people's names that are funny. my previous favorite has always been this guy named Harry Phenis (wow...just wow), but Harry was recently dethroned. I was told that another coworker (his last name is Tull) has an ex-wife named Jenna. fucking brilliant. granted, she didn't get the name from her parents, but how can you live with a name like that and why do parents name their kids fucked up names to begin with? Mr. Phenis didn't marry into his name. do you know any good ones?
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luxinterior invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Missouri, land of the free and home of the brave Posts: 2,351	I know a kid named Phil Collins. __________________ "I sweat like a fucking nun on Sunday...I don't even know what that means." - Sebastian Bach
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04.26.2007, 02:42 PM	#4
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,286	Satana is a kick ass name. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you....ARYAN JUSTICE!
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jennthebenn expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,259	http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals...babyID=h33-440 so classic. __________________ http://jennthebenn.tumblr.com/
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Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	My wife-to-be's father was called John Thomas. And her mother's maiden name was Terry Thomas.
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04.26.2007, 04:31 PM	#8
racehorse 100% Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 784	i know a woman named Mary Christmas. i have fun writing her xmas cards. __________________ She holds the room up by talk alone
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04.26.2007, 04:35 PM	#9
jennthebenn expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,259	http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6525475.stm idiots...metallica is clearly a males name. __________________ http://jennthebenn.tumblr.com/
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04.26.2007, 04:57 PM	#10
saoq bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 101	wow i thought you meant "who would name their kid THAT" as in Mr. That Brown or That Jameson !$#$
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04.26.2007, 06:28 PM	#12
Cardinal Rob the destroyed room Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In the O.. O.. Organ Loft, West Yorkshire, UK Posts: 553	Apparently someone in my school is called 'Faye Leah Bland' (say it out loud). Poor lass. __________________ lastFM \| RYM \| MySpace
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	I know a guy called Barry White. And somebody called Tom Jones. There's also a James Bond and a John Connor attending my school.
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04.26.2007, 06:33 PM	#14
jico. expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,417	!@#$%!.
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schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	danny- sean thinks it's hilarious that my mother's boyfriend tom has a cat named jones. tom jones! i know a girl named tykwaneesha. i think i spelled that right. i'm going phonetically. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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04.26.2007, 06:53 PM	#17
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Haha. Jones. I know a lot of Joneses. None are related.
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val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	there's a football player named lucious pussy. and my girlfriend knows a dude named steamboat rocks. both are birth names. __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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Onani Nic the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 930	Their's a guy I know named Elvis Phan. I haven't asked him if his parents are really into Elvis yet. __________________ I don't give a fuck thats the problem. I see a motherfuckin cop i don't dodge them.
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