who would name their kid THAT? - Page 2

afterthefact · 04.26.2007, 07:08 PM

A guy I work with got a phone call from a customer whose name was Pitman Knuckles. Born with it or not, I'd say probably the latter, it was indeed his legal name. Pitman Knuckles.

val-holla-ing · 04.26.2007, 07:24 PM

whoops. looks like lucious pussy was actually spelled 'lucious pusey', but it's pronounced the same.

!@#$%! · 04.26.2007, 07:25 PM

so far, jenn's post wins for most bizarre... by miles & miles

floatingslowly · 04.26.2007, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you....ARYAN JUSTICE!

I think we all know that that kid will be doing Kids Bop! covers of bands like Screwdriver and Prussian Blue.

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Originally Posted by jennthebenn

http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals...babyID=h33-440

so classic.

you're obviously a pro at this.

what in the fuck?? is that name even legal? seriously! is it possible to just string a bunch of shit together and have it legally be a name?

if so, I'm having my kid's name changed to Quantum Sonic Moonbase Chicxulub Fourty Two Tacos. SRSLY.

currently, his middle name is Valen. we were reading a baby name book and it said "tyrannical king of the monkeys". although I've never heard of a tyrannical king of the monkeys named Valen, I insisted we go with it.

Pookie · 04.27.2007, 02:24 AM

A friend really wanted me to name my son Harry, so he'd be called Harry Murphy, which he thought sounded like a Japanese person saying Happy Birthday.

Racist.

Toilet & Bowels · 04.27.2007, 02:36 AM

my brother told me about an article he read in the paper about some people who named their child finchley (it's the name of an area in north london) and how parents from certain sections of society are being encouraged against naming their children after alcoholic drinks.

jico. · 04.27.2007, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

Joaquim ain't no sparkler, either.

haha, i always wondered what it sounds like to the non-latins. sounding bad doesnt surprises me.

in portuguese you say it not like in spanish (rwakin) it's more like.. "juakin". it's a very common name here and in spain, so it's not that weird.

i just hope that it doesnt sounds as gay as danny sounds around here hehe. i mean, if i was a drag queen, danny would be on my list.

MellySingsDoom · 04.27.2007, 05:51 AM

We had a girl at school of Russian extraction, whose first name was Vagina. Apparently one was meant to pronounce it "Vag-ner". Yeah, right...

jico. · 04.27.2007, 05:55 AM

haha.
i would marry a vagina.

04.27.2007, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

my brother told me about an article he read in the paper about some people who named their child finchley (it's the name of an area in north london) and how parents from certain sections of society are being encouraged against naming their children after alcoholic drinks.

So the story that somebody told me about this hospital in South London that put up signs that warned parents about being careful when giving names to their babies under the influence of alcohol is true. Finchley was voted as one of the most popular names, according to some statistics that were on the Evening Standard.

Prisstina · 04.27.2007, 10:19 AM

my last name sucks enough already, but due to the inability of some people to correctly read, it frequently gets butchered even more.

"ei" = long i sound
"ei" does not = long e sound

floatingslowly · 04.27.2007, 10:29 AM

like....oh mah gawd.

Moon Unit Zappa imo.

ondskan · 04.27.2007, 11:35 AM

I had a neighbour once who's last name was Bröst (swedish for 'breast"). He had two daughters; Inga (common name, means 'nothing' or 'none') and Fina (less common name, means 'fine' or 'nice').

SYRFox · 04.27.2007, 12:09 PM

Cedric is a usual french name. Well, my uncle told me he had a friend called "Fedric", because his father was drunk when he had to "reckognize" his son officially, so when they asked his son's name he said "Feeedric".

04.26.2007, 07:08 PM	#21
afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	A guy I work with got a phone call from a customer whose name was Pitman Knuckles. Born with it or not, I'd say probably the latter, it was indeed his legal name. Pitman Knuckles. __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	whoops. looks like lucious pussy was actually spelled 'lucious pusey', but it's pronounced the same. __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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04.27.2007, 02:24 AM	#25
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	A friend really wanted me to name my son Harry, so he'd be called Harry Murphy, which he thought sounded like a Japanese person saying Happy Birthday. Racist.
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,214	my brother told me about an article he read in the paper about some people who named their child finchley (it's the name of an area in north london) and how parents from certain sections of society are being encouraged against naming their children after alcoholic drinks.
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MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	We had a girl at school of Russian extraction, whose first name was Vagina. Apparently one was meant to pronounce it "Vag-ner". Yeah, right... __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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04.27.2007, 05:55 AM	#29
jico. expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,417	haha. i would marry a vagina.
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04.27.2007, 10:19 AM	#31
Prisstina the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Killwaukee Posts: 996	my last name sucks enough already, but due to the inability of some people to correctly read, it frequently gets butchered even more. "ei" = long i sound "ei" does not = long e sound __________________
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	like....oh mah gawd. Moon Unit Zappa imo.
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04.27.2007, 11:35 AM	#33
ondskan children of satan Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: swe Posts: 333	I had a neighbour once who's last name was Bröst (swedish for 'breast"). He had two daughters; Inga (common name, means 'nothing' or 'none') and Fina (less common name, means 'fine' or 'nice').
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04.27.2007, 12:09 PM	#34
SYRFox invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Paris Posts: 7,492	Cedric is a usual french name. Well, my uncle told me he had a friend called "Fedric", because his father was drunk when he had to "reckognize" his son officially, so when they asked his son's name he said "Feeedric".
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