The Fascination

Kloriel · 05.01.2009, 01:31 PM

i missed the puppet show so they
hit me with ironed foam
i missed the puppet show
so they ate my face before i could
say a word
--
"and you're gonna love the end," shadowed cloak.
eyes up like one who wonders at one's certainty.

The ONLY surprise had nothing to do with humankind.

floatingslowly · 05.01.2009, 02:07 PM

did you know that if you rape a puppet, that puppet dies?

I learned this yesterday.

Savage Clone · 05.01.2009, 02:08 PM

I thought this was going to be about The Human League.

demonrail666 · 05.01.2009, 02:09 PM

Yeah, that always makes me feel sad when the puppet dies afterwards.

floatingslowly · 05.01.2009, 02:18 PM

I also learned that once you rape a puppet, you can never stop.

I imagine demonrail's abode to be littered with felt.

Savage Clone · 05.01.2009, 02:21 PM

I heard he prefers the foam kind.

Kloriel · 05.01.2009, 02:25 PM

thinking of all the puppets going to waste i almost said 'sounds like a goldmine of a floor' then i realized why those puppets were dead and abandoned; also concluded i have zero use for such fabric.

demon, at least you don't need to pay to have new carpet glued down.

demonrail666 · 05.01.2009, 03:15 PM

True, but the smell!

Lurker · 05.02.2009, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kloriel

thinking of all the puppets going to waste i almost said 'sounds like a goldmine of a floor' then i realized why those puppets were dead and abandoned; also concluded i have zero use for such fabric.

demon, at least you don't need to pay to have new carpet glued down.

I heard your dad was a baseball player. Is this correct?

Danny Himself · 05.02.2009, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

I thought this was going to be about The Human League.

No you didn't.

floatingslowly · 05.02.2009, 06:29 PM

danny, why is yr avatar giving that wizard tower a JO? did you meet it on craigslist?

Lurker · 05.02.2009, 06:33 PM

The hand or the tower?

floatingslowly · 05.02.2009, 06:41 PM

danny himself is not a wizard tower.

[edit: that sounds as if I'm insulting danny's intelligence, which I'm not.]

[edit: fucking spell checking iphone]

Lurker · 05.02.2009, 07:08 PM

Occasionally I'm a wizard tower.

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05.01.2009, 01:31 PM	#1
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	i missed the puppet show so they hit me with ironed foam i missed the puppet show so they ate my face before i could say a word -- "and you're gonna love the end," shadowed cloak. eyes up like one who wonders at one's certainty. The ONLY surprise had nothing to do with humankind. __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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05.01.2009, 02:07 PM	#2
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	did you know that if you rape a puppet, that puppet dies? I learned this yesterday.
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05.01.2009, 02:08 PM	#3
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	I thought this was going to be about The Human League.
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05.01.2009, 02:09 PM	#4
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Yeah, that always makes me feel sad when the puppet dies afterwards.
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05.01.2009, 02:18 PM	#5
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I also learned that once you rape a puppet, you can never stop. I imagine demonrail's abode to be littered with felt.
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05.01.2009, 02:21 PM	#6
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	I heard he prefers the foam kind.
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05.01.2009, 02:25 PM	#7
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	thinking of all the puppets going to waste i almost said 'sounds like a goldmine of a floor' then i realized why those puppets were dead and abandoned; also concluded i have zero use for such fabric. demon, at least you don't need to pay to have new carpet glued down. __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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05.01.2009, 03:15 PM	#8
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	True, but the smell!
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05.02.2009, 06:29 PM	#11
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	danny, why is yr avatar giving that wizard tower a JO? did you meet it on craigslist?
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05.02.2009, 06:33 PM	#12
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	The hand or the tower?
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05.02.2009, 06:41 PM	#13
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	danny himself is not a wizard tower. [edit: that sounds as if I'm insulting danny's intelligence, which I'm not.] [edit: fucking spell checking iphone]
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05.02.2009, 07:08 PM	#14
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	Occasionally I'm a wizard tower.
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