things i ask myself before going out

davenotdead · 04.29.2011, 09:48 PM

am i gonna meet a chick who's gonna want to dominate my asshole? should i clean it?

knox · 04.29.2011, 09:54 PM

yes and yes.

davenotdead · 04.29.2011, 09:55 PM

how about i just clean my cock. i already have my shoes on and an anus is difficult to clean in a sink

knox · 04.29.2011, 09:55 PM

my aunt never went out with bad underwear because the biggest fear in her life was to get into some sort of accident and have doctors see her ugly underwear.

knox · 04.29.2011, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

how about i just clean my cock. i already have my shoes on and an anus is difficult to clean in a sink

babywipes.

davenotdead · 04.29.2011, 09:58 PM

i have none, shit

davenotdead · 04.29.2011, 09:58 PM

also, i clean my ass like a man, with full penetration

davenotdead · 04.29.2011, 09:59 PM

none of that baby shit

Inhuman · 04.29.2011, 10:19 PM

No wonder the newcomers to this forum are scared

SpaceCadetHayden · 04.29.2011, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by afonso

I've seen your picture on someone's tumblr. A clean bottom doesn't really suit the look you are going for, does it?

DAVE IS TUMBLR FAMOUS
ahahaha

davenotdead · 04.30.2011, 09:56 AM

davenotdead · 04.30.2011, 09:57 AM

i ended up way too sloppy to be of any use to any dominating females last night.

floatingslowly · 04.30.2011, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Inhuman

No wonder the newcomers to this forum are scared

how do you know they are scared? is this their first stop on the Internet before diving right in? if so, they deserve to be. if not, then seeing a picture of tumblr_Dave forcing his bearded boyfriend to eat his own poo off of his finger should be no problem at all

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

^^^the Internet will do that to you.

davenotdead · 04.30.2011, 12:20 PM

internet does so many things to me

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knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	my aunt never went out with bad underwear because the biggest fear in her life was to get into some sort of accident and have doctors see her ugly underwear. __________________
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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	i have none, shit __________________
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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	none of that baby shit __________________
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Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	No wonder the newcomers to this forum are scared __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	i ended up way too sloppy to be of any use to any dominating females last night. __________________
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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	internet does so many things to me __________________
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