Who wants to have my baby?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 08.31.2006, 09:34 AM

Write an essay, with why I should choose you to mother my baby.

Tokolosh · 08.31.2006, 10:13 AM

This reminds me of some kind of sperm auction.
Weird?!?

Inhuman · 08.31.2006, 10:14 AM

male or female baby?

HaydenAsche · 08.31.2006, 10:45 AM

I was going to write the essay but then I realized I don't have the proper organs for that. Sorry.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 08.31.2006, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Inhuman

male or female baby?

Either

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

I was going to write the essay but then I realized I don't have the proper organs for that. Sorry.

With bioengineering in a few years we will be able to make a clone of you, take out the Y chromosome from the zygote, and replace it with an extra X chromosome from one of your skin cells. Then we can speed up the development of your clone so that it can reach your age rapidly. Then simply give it your memory, and voila! You can now have my baby, and you can also go fuck yourself.

porkmarras · 08.31.2006, 01:45 PM

Why do you not adopt one?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 08.31.2006, 01:48 PM

Because I want it to bear a family resemblence to yours truly. Plus I heard that sex is fun, and making a baby would be a good excuse to have some.

Savage Clone · 08.31.2006, 01:51 PM

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 08.31.2006, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

I was a 10 pounder. My child will probably be similar. You need some big ol' child bearing hips for my baby.

sonic sphere · 08.31.2006, 02:11 PM

i'll have yr baby if you don't want it anymore.

sonic sphere · 08.31.2006, 02:11 PM

ooooops

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sonic sphere invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 4,446	i'll have yr baby if you don't want it anymore. __________________ "trolling asshat" - All Hail WATT "wanker" - All Hail WATT
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