[ni'k]

ujhn

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

worst. thread. ever

[porkmarras]

Hahaha.
I was gonna post something but Kegmama's post said it all.

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

Homophobic racist.

 

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

Now who has not yet seen my GINORMOUS Cock?

 

Do you remember the offer of coming to live with you?

[king_buzzo]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

70 Things Not to Say to a Man with a Small Penis

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. I'm sorry.
4. Never mind, why bother.
5. Who circumcised you?
6. Why don't we just cuddle?
7. You know they have surgery to fix that.
8. It's more fun to look at.
9. Make it dance.
10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
12. It looks like a nightcrawler.
13. Wow, and your feet are so big.
14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
15. It's OK, we'll work around it.
16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
19. Oh no, a flash headache.
20. (giggle and point)
21. Can I be honest with you?
22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
23. Let me go get my tweezers.
24. How sweet, you brought incense.
25. This explains your car.
26. You must be a growing boy.
27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
29. Are you one of those pygmies?
30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
31. Ever hear of Clearasil?
32. All right, a treasure hunt!
33. I didn't know they came that small.
34. Why is God punishing you?
35. At least this won't take long.
36. Let's just stick with your hand.
37. Do you need a splint to prop that up.
38. How interesting.
39. I never saw one like that before.
40. What do you call this?
41. But it still works right?
42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.
43. It looks so unused.
44. Do you take steroids?
45. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick.
46. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.
48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
49. Let me know when you're done.
50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
52. Aww, it's hiding.
53. Are you cold?
54. If you get me real drunk first.
55. Is that an optical illusion?
56. What is that?
57. Does this run in your family?
58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
59. Were you neutered?
60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
61. Does it come with an air pump?
62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
63. Where are the puppet strings?
64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.
65. Deep throat??? hahahaha
66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
67. Can you get this pencil out of me now?
68. Do I hang my hat on it?
69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
70. Don't hold back.

ha! where do you get all this stuff?

[alteredcourse]

tis funny ....
but what DO you say when a guy has a small penis ?

[king_buzzo]

id say this

5. Who circumcised you?

[luxinterior]

Originally Posted by alteredcourse

tis funny ....
but what DO you say when a guy has a small penis ?

"Ew."

[king_buzzo]

ew?

[Tokolosh]

The ladies on this forum aren't shy, when it comes to discussing penis sizes. ...

[king_buzzo]

and vaginas.

[atari 2600]

Yeah, Kegmama has exhibited a knack for salvaging poor threads lately.

I still cannot rep her again yet.

[noisemachine]

True story: I know a guy who has a tattoo of a hanging rooster on his leg so he can say he has a "cock hung below his knee."

[fishmonkey]

aww,
i love my willy.
its stands up for men and sits down and is all gentlemen-like for women


... see my willy is respectful of women.

[Better_Than_You]

I don't really mind small dicks... as long as their not attached to asians.

[static-harmony]

Originally Posted by Better_Than_You

I don't really mind small dicks... as long as their not attached to asians.

repped